Cryptic's definitions

Jesusian

1. Possessing qualities or being similiar to Jesus, often describing one's beard.

That's a Jesusian beard right there.

by Cryptic May 5, 2005

scrotal doo rag

Similar to the doo rag, except worn around one's scrotum.

He wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny Yellow polka dot scrotal doo rag
That he wore for the first time today

by Cryptic May 10, 2005

niggerachio

1. A black person who is also of Italian descent.

2. An Italian person pretending to be black.

3. A derogatory term similar to "moron" or "retard".

1. A man named Chef Mario Djequavious.

2. A man named Chef Mario who calls himself Djequavious.

3. "You stupid niggerachio!"

by Cryptic May 5, 2005

testicular crucifixion

Nailing one's scrotum to a small cross-like object.

Man, he boned my sister! Let's initiate some testicular crucifixion on his ass.

by Cryptic May 5, 2005

cryptic

1. Having a hidden meaning.
2. Secret or mysterious.
3. Using code.

I don't understand that cryptic language.

by Cryptic December 10, 2003

dickstache

A thin line of hair found at the tip of one's penis.

Eric shaved his dickstache. Michelle noticed a positive change in her sex life.

by Cryptic July 11, 2005

bung chung

A word that has no particular meaning. However, Nigerians tend to take great offense to it.

"Bung chung."
"Moyo wangu wanituma mwema!"

by Cryptic September 9, 2005