Jesusian

1. Possessing qualities or being similiar to Jesus, often describing one's beard.

That's a Jesusian beard right there.

by Cryptic May 05, 2005

scrotal doo rag

Similar to the doo rag, except worn around one's scrotum.

He wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny Yellow polka dot scrotal doo rag
That he wore for the first time today

by Cryptic May 10, 2005

niggerachio

1. A black person who is also of Italian descent.

2. An Italian person pretending to be black.

3. A derogatory term similar to "moron" or "retard".

1. A man named Chef Mario Djequavious.

2. A man named Chef Mario who calls himself Djequavious.

3. "You stupid niggerachio!"

by Cryptic May 05, 2005

anal snarf

Similar to snarf, except resulting in spontaneous ass leakage.

He anally snarfed, then the whole room smelled like chocolate milk and ass.

by Cryptic June 07, 2005

bipolar bear

1. Two polar bears stuck together.

2. A bisexual bear.

3. A bear that has been magnetized.

4. Any combination of the aforementioned definitions.

1. Ha! That bipolar bear can't decide whether to sleep or run around.

2. Ha! That bipolar bear can't decide whether to sleep with Jimmy or with Julie.

3. Ha! That bipolar bear is stuck to that piece of metal!

4. Ha! That bipolar bear is stuck to a piece of metal and can't decide whether to gnaw itself out and sleep with Julie, or sit around thinking about Jimmy.

by Cryptic May 07, 2005

eskimoses

A combination of eskimo and moses.

The eskimoses is parting the red sea so we can go ice fishing.

by Cryptic June 07, 2005

testicube

1. A cube-shaped testicle.

2. A person who has such a testicle.

1. Eww! Do you use your testicube as a dice?

2. Don't let him teabag you. He's a testicube.

by Cryptic May 07, 2005