eskimode

One of the main three penis modes.As opposed to sex mode (fully erect) and travel mode (flaccid and compact),eskimode is where the penis shrinks,the testicles ascend to keep warm,and the scrotum draws up to look like a wrinkled walnut-all in response to extremely cold weather.

When my unit is in eskimode,it looks like a blue acorn perched on top of a walnut shell.

by wolfbait51 August 7, 2011

eskimoed

When a woman quits a sexual act before a man can ejaculate, resulting in blue balls.

Oh man. She came and didn't even let you finish? That girl eskimoed you.

by Ernaldo Zimmer January 19, 2017

eskimoses

A combination of eskimo and moses.

The eskimoses is parting the red sea so we can go ice fishing.

by Cryptic June 7, 2005

Eskimodest

A level of physical modesty where so much is censored by the combination of clothing length, thickness, color neutrality and body contour non-existence that it makes an Eskimo suit look like Victoria's Secret.

"Man, I can't tell if that's Suzan from third grade or a Tuskan Raider with a fannypack."

"Women of character are modest. The Amish are Eskimodest."

by t0okes July 31, 2009

eskimolest

verb

pester or harass (someone) with Eskimo kisses, typically in an aggressive or persistent manner.

Damn it, Sally! You know I hate it when you eskimolest me. I'm a grown ass man!

by Kill_yourself August 11, 2016

Eskimosexual

One who had a sexual lust towards those of Inuit descent.

Hey, Bill is an eskimosexual!

by St. James Infimiry blues June 15, 2015

getting eskimoed

putting an ice cube in your vagina

Getting eskimoed last night was great but I was freezing.

by queenisabelle July 22, 2014