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erectoplasm 

n. A particularly adhesive eruption of love piss, often caused by viewing ghost porn on an overly full stomach.
Woah, man... Gus just spooged a whole gallon of erectoplasm on his keyboard... his carers are gonna be pissed !
erectoplasm by T3h Mandible April 9, 2009
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ectogasm 

A profound sensual experience a human has with a ghost, spirit, or otherwise discorporeal being, usually with a powerful sexual content but often including religious or archetypal overtones.
She was visited nocturnally by the discorporate spirit of Mao and in spite of his muttering from the Red Book, was driven to ectogasm by his ethereal touch.
ectogasm by Kara E. Chaffee May 28, 2007

Ectogasm 

When you masturbate and ejaculate to a porn star or otherwise attractive woman who is deceased as of that moment in time.
"Jerry: Dude, I was jacking off to this vintage set of nudes that my Dad had, and it was totally one of the best faps ever! But then I found out one of the girls died in like 1983..."
"Brad: Hah, man, total ectogasm..."
Ectogasm by Yices June 9, 2014

Ectogasm 

When you a ghost and gotta bust dat ecto into the opposite apparition.
Made that banshee wail from the ectogasm.
Ectogasm by Shinobido May 26, 2019

Electrogasm 

Electricity induced orgasm. An orgasm that has been enhanced or caused by electric flow into the body or private areas.
Dude, I wrapped cables around my cock last night, got that electrified and had the best ELECTROGASM ever!
Electrogasm by Gyumin January 18, 2018

Erectoplasm 

When I felt something on my face, I knew a ghost had blown his erectoplasm on me.
Erectoplasm by Mijimena September 20, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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