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envagination

to take into ones vagina
i enviginated his face
bryan enjoys envagination
by jaysrahrahgirl July 20, 2011
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Emagination

Emagination (noun): 1)Possessed by those constantly wired on the internets.

2) One whom is a consumer of one of the following websites: specifically but not limited to, facebook, twitter, myspace, meatspin, 4chan, will most likely have emagination. Active DC++ users definitely have an emagination.

Usage- one with emagination will often analyze the inherent worth of the internet.
I.e: The Internet. “Where the Men are Men. The Women are Men. And the children are talking to this guy ie:BigWilly.”
ex: “If you stumble upon either a cp blog, LOLcats, 4chan, a myspace whore, a facebook slut, ex-wowplayer, you may be witnessing progeny of an Emagination.”

Emagination(verb): 1) Manifesting meta-physical constructs occurring concurrent with prolonged computer use. Usually, they are in the form of quick statements, in which the writer believes him/herself to contain great wit; more often than not, the writer confuses wit with the rhetorical.
ex: “Boobz. Large bo0bsss are Large!” “Spy Cat sees you!”
“I was bored and horny one night, so I stayed up late emagining trollish statements to post about the chicks' tits.”

Emagination(adj): 1) statements written that are emaginative lack adverb usage, and will either force a verb to be a noun, or use two different conjugations to equivalent resolve.

ex: “This chick’s complexion reminds me of Kagome’s face when Inuyasha finally admitted he loved her for the 103,394,000th time, halfway during the 384,302,000th episide, from the 293,000th season. Zomg Dick is growing. Dick is grown.”
I lost my emagination. Now I am really a nobody.
by TheWayFarer July 17, 2009
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Invaginations

Having flash backs of a recently viewed va-jay-jay (vagina), then having these flash backs pop up in your mind randomly through out the day.
While I spoke to Jane, I was having invaginations of Kelly and It made me lose my train of thought.
by Childishumor January 24, 2011
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invagination

1. (noun, botanical) A growth process whereby a plant sheath or stem segment grows back on itself, essentially turning itself inside out.

2. (noun, CIA/FBI/NSA) An interrogation process whereby a suspect is bent back on himself or herself, essentially turning them inside out.

3. (noun) An intercourse process whereby a body part or prop (e.g., vibrator, cell phone, TV remote, etc) is placed into the vagina.

4. (cartographical) On Olde Worlde Mappes by Iohn Speede, c. 1626, this term meant "having taken one's leave to abscond to Amazonia". Literally "within a country of vaginas".
1. David Attenborough: "But once the fly trap is fed a piece of meat, time-lapse photography demonstrates a dramatic change in growth. By the third invagination, the Venus fly trap has already offered up two new leaves."

2. John Ashcroft: "But once the Eye-rackie is tied to the rack, time-lapse photography demonstrates a dramatic change in growth. By the third invagination, the Taliban suspect has already offered up three new accomplices. Even better, by the fourth invagination, he was no longer able to speak or make any noise at all. A good day's work for the NSA."

3. HMB: "Dude, your aunt is really starting to freak me out. Last time we made out, she suggested invagination, and I agreed. But she made me wrap a brick in cellophane and stick it up her pussy. You don't pay me enough for this sort of crap. I'm going back to Taco Bell."

4. When the American troops arrived in Hanoi to reinforce the ARVN troops there, they quickly learned the skills to stay alive, including camouflage, mine detection, and most importantly, avoiding the major fighting from the vantage point of an observatory invagination - often in groups.
by HMB February 8, 2004
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Evagination

the act of imagining yourself in your favourite porno video or scene.
" I used my evagination when i watched 'Backdoor Sluts 9' "

" My mom caught me using my evagination last night."
by 50_yearold_virgin_ :) June 11, 2009
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invagination

(v)the act of becoming a pussy, turning into a pussy due to one's pussy-like actions (quitting, betrayal, selfishness, dishonesty), or by associating with other pussies
vage;(n) one who is in the process of invagination
You hear about tony? He has invagination parties every Friday and Saturday night with a bunch of other pussies... What a vage.
by Elanzo February 24, 2008
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invagination

an incredible image thought up by virgins who have never seen a naked girl . Often thought up by biology professors and teachers pets.
Virgin: Man i had such a sick invagination last night
Me: get laid noob
by xbldrfta69 October 21, 2010
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