Invaginations 

Having flash backs of a recently viewed va-jay-jay (vagina), then having these flash backs pop up in your mind randomly through out the day.

While I spoke to Jane, I was having invaginations of Kelly and It made me lose my train of thought.

Invaginations by Childishumor January 24, 2011

imaginationship 

An imaginary relationship that someone makes up in their head because they are secretly very deeply in love with someone else. It falls somewhere between crush and stalking.

John: "Man I wanna tell you something but you have to promise to keep it a secret."
Fred: "Sure thing man, whats up?"
John: "I'm totally in love with Kelly man!"
Fred: "Dude that's never gonna happen, I think you have an imaginationship going on."
John: "Yea I guess your right."

imaginationship by Gus15 December 9, 2008

Imaginationship 

An imaginary relationship.

Girl/Boy thinks about and dreams about a person, usually a celebirty and believes they are in a relationship with them. " I have an imaginationship with John Tucker."

Imaginationship by loveyoumatthew May 31, 2009

ivagination 

What a man(or lesbian) uses to masterbate when he/she has no pornographic materials handy.

Dude, my internet was out last night so i had to use my ivagination to jack it.

ivagination by carniescrubbalo November 30, 2009

Imaginationship 

1. An almost nonexistent relationship, usually of a romantic nature, with one party exaggerating or imagining their closeness; a relationship almost exclusively existing in the hopeful person's mind.

2. A product of a lovelorn person's imagination, a relationship planned out in said person's thoughts, unbeknownst to their object of affection, and almost never acted upon; can be a celebrity as well.

Person A: So how is Kyle doing with Sarah?
Person B: Haha, he told you they were going out? Total imaginationship.

Despite Tyler having a girlfriend, Beth develops their imaginationship in her head, right up to their wedding.

Imaginationship by SondraSquarepants June 8, 2009

Ivagination 

The act of mentally picturing a female naked.

Ferdi: I wonder what she looks like naked.

John: I don't know, dude. Use your ivagination.

Ivagination by civic650 August 5, 2008

Ivagination 

A woman's imagination relating something typically female.

Woman 1: "How can I get Tom to like me without hurting John's feelings"
Woman2: "You just need to use your ivagination to think up a creative solution"

Ivagination by B.E. April 17, 2008