by Minigriff January 09, 2018
Noun
1) Someone who has not had sex
2) A type of olive oil
3) A version of an alcoholic drink with no alcohol in it
1) Someone who has not had sex
2) A type of olive oil
3) A version of an alcoholic drink with no alcohol in it
Guy: So, are you a virgin?
Girl: I've literally fucked the entire football team.
Shopper: What kind of olive oil do you guys have?
Employee: We sell virgin and extra virgin.
Shopper: What's the difference?
Employee: Virgin's more acidic, and extra virgin has a more rigorous production methods.
Patron: Excuse me waiter, could I get a virgin hard lemonade?
Waiter: So... lemonade?
Girl: I've literally fucked the entire football team.
Shopper: What kind of olive oil do you guys have?
Employee: We sell virgin and extra virgin.
Shopper: What's the difference?
Employee: Virgin's more acidic, and extra virgin has a more rigorous production methods.
Patron: Excuse me waiter, could I get a virgin hard lemonade?
Waiter: So... lemonade?
by Helios8170 May 19, 2018
Before Mike could seriously get busy with his latest investment he had to bum a virgin off of Gus, whom he knew had thousands.
by Nikki Stixx October 18, 2019
Someone who still has their virginity....if you want me to narrow it down even more----SOMEONE WHO HAS NOT HAD SEX YET
Reasons that someone might still be a Virgin:
1) Scared
2) just not ready for it
3) waiting til marriage for religious reasons
4) has no sex drive
5) not good around the opposite sex
For most virgins like myself, we are VERY horny daily resulting in frequent masturbation, porn watch( not just boys.its us girls, too), constant grinding at parties, and wet panties ( for boys, it would be trousers or boxers)
Reasons that someone might still be a Virgin:
1) Scared
2) just not ready for it
3) waiting til marriage for religious reasons
4) has no sex drive
5) not good around the opposite sex
For most virgins like myself, we are VERY horny daily resulting in frequent masturbation, porn watch( not just boys.its us girls, too), constant grinding at parties, and wet panties ( for boys, it would be trousers or boxers)
by alove0316 November 16, 2008
by MeMakingDictionary November 28, 2020
A smart person that's never fu¢ed up their lives going at it with a jerk, they'll break up with in a month.
by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018