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Encyclopenis 

The joining of two words; Encyclopedia and Penis.

Means - A person who's a know-it-all and a complete cock. Thinks they have the answers to the universe inside their tiny excuse of a brain. Also think they are above other people because of their smattering of knowledge - hence the "penis".
Guy1: Hey, what size is this supposed to be?

Guy2: Who knows. Ask the Encyclopenis!
Encyclopenis by Kobiashi2 June 27, 2010

Urban Encyclopedia 

(n) an highly subjective Urban Dictionary entry that rambles on and on for several pages like a State of the Union address instead of being a concise definition appropriate for this website
For a great example of Urban Encyclopedia, refer to Operation Iraqi Freedom.
Urban Encyclopedia by fduck January 12, 2004

Encyclopedia Dramatica 

Basically the asshole of the Internet. Right between [4chan] (the left butt cheek) and Omegle (the right butt cheek)
The average Encyclopedia Dramatica article:
<Insert name of random person here> likes sucking dicks and eating shit for breakfast.

Encyclopedia Dramatica 

Basically the even more uncivilized version of Urban Dictionary. It is hidden in the deep dark evil depths of the internet. God have mercy if you stumble upon this evil.
Encyclopedia Dramatica proves how terrible the human race is.

Encyclopedia Dramatica 

Where facts die, and stereotypes lie.

Encyclopedia Dramatica 

Encyclopedia Dramatica is a site run by middle aged men and 13 year old boys that were banned off of 4Chan, cried rivers of tears, and made ED to feel "special" and "different from 4chan". It's a site that specializes in ridiculing people and making articles about old memes. Most of the time, it tries to be funny but fails..HARD. It's a site so poor, it needs to leech money off it's own members in order to survive. It just shows that it's a terrible site that can't even run itself efficiently. It's nice to browse once in a while, but it sucks to be a member.
Encyclopedia Dramatica:Donations nao?
Everyone else: NO!

Insert topic here is a autistic, retarded faggot who thinks he ownz teh internetz. You can help by raeping him up the ass.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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