17 definitions by fduck

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.
Martin Sheen, Tim Robbins, and Susan "Saranwrap" are all covered by the First Amendment even if some people don't agree with what they say.
by fduck January 8, 2004
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(n) one that suicides, is currently in the process of suiciding, or has suicided in the past
"Freedom will prevail, so long as the United States and allies don't give the people of Iraq mixed signals, so long as we don't cower in the face of suiciders, or do what many Iraqis still suspect might happen, and that is cut and run early, like what happened in '91" - George W. Bush (quoted by Bill Sammon in The Washington Times 5/10/04)
by fduck May 10, 2004
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(n/pl) the small minority of people who expect the government to be a nanny and haven't figured out that if they don't like what they see or hear they can (a) turn off the TV or radio or (b) change the channel
The First Amendment is not appropriate for all audiences.
by fduck May 18, 2004
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(n) a suppression of certain types of definitions without explanation on a supposedly free Internet forum
Sometimes new definitions submitted to this website become ghost posts; this is a form of Urban Censorship. One tends to wonder why a short and simple definition for one-termer was confirmed but never posted while a huge definition for Operation Iraqi Freedom that rambles on an on for several pages is allowed to remain.
by fduck January 12, 2004
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(n) a wealthy right-wing religious conservative group that hopes to clear all channels of independent thought from the airwaves by purchasing every radio station in the country and silencing any opinions that conflict with their extreme Republican agenda
It's really interesting how Clear Channel all of a sudden considers Howard Stern to be obscene so soon after he starting spewing anti-Bush propaganda.
by fduck April 2, 2004
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(n) a wake-up call for both the Democrats who abandoned their party and the Democratic party itself
If only 1% of the people who voted for the Green Party candidate had voted for Gore, George W. Bush would have lost Florida and the 2000 election. It is in the best interest of both Greens and Democrats to dismantle the Bush Administration, and the only way to do that is to put aside differences and come together for purposes of the 2004 election. Even Michael Moore concedes in his latest book, "The Greens are in much better shape when it comes to true commitment and passion, but let's be honest - this is not the year of the Greens (and even the Greens know it)."
by fduck January 21, 2004
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2. Fucked Up By A Republican
The USA isn't beyond all hope of repair or recognition; it's just FUBAR. That's why we have elections.
by fduck May 18, 2004
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