fduck's definitions

Green Party

(n) a wake-up call for both the Democrats who abandoned their party and the Democratic party itself

If only 1% of the people who voted for the Green Party candidate had voted for Gore, George W. Bush would have lost Florida and the 2000 election. It is in the best interest of both Greens and Democrats to dismantle the Bush Administration, and the only way to do that is to put aside differences and come together for purposes of the 2004 election. Even Michael Moore concedes in his latest book, "The Greens are in much better shape when it comes to true commitment and passion, but let's be honest - this is not the year of the Greens (and even the Greens know it)."

by fduck January 21, 2004

Gorge Bush

(n) an intentional misspelling of "George Bush" calling attention to the greed associated with his policies and supporters

Gorge Bush decided to stimulate the economy by giving his biggest campaign supporters yet another tax refund. They responded in kind by donating half of their refunds to his re-election campaign. It's a nice cycle, isn't it?

(FYI, I did have to spell to save my life once: a gun-wielding maniac threatened to blow my head off unless I correctly spelled "onomatopoeia".)

by fduck April 5, 2004

suicider

(n) one that suicides, is currently in the process of suiciding, or has suicided in the past

"Freedom will prevail, so long as the United States and allies don't give the people of Iraq mixed signals, so long as we don't cower in the face of suiciders, or do what many Iraqis still suspect might happen, and that is cut and run early, like what happened in '91" - George W. Bush (quoted by Bill Sammon in The Washington Times 5/10/04)

by fduck May 10, 2004

Urban Censorship

(n) a suppression of certain types of definitions without explanation on a supposedly free Internet forum

Sometimes new definitions submitted to this website become ghost posts; this is a form of Urban Censorship. One tends to wonder why a short and simple definition for one-termer was confirmed but never posted while a huge definition for Operation Iraqi Freedom that rambles on an on for several pages is allowed to remain.

by fduck January 12, 2004

DC101

(n) a station owned by Clear Channel that plays the same 4 songs every hour, at least one of which is always "Man in the Box"

DJs on DC101 play songs as dictated by a computer. How long before Clear Channel decides it's cheaper just to use the DJ Master 2000?

by fduck April 2, 2004

Urban Encyclopedia

(n) an highly subjective Urban Dictionary entry that rambles on and on for several pages like a State of the Union address instead of being a concise definition appropriate for this website

For a great example of Urban Encyclopedia, refer to Operation Iraqi Freedom.

by fduck January 12, 2004

FUBAR

1. Fucked Up By A Retard
2. Fucked Up By A Republican

The USA isn't beyond all hope of repair or recognition; it's just FUBAR. That's why we have elections.

by fduck May 18, 2004