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Encyclopenis 

The joining of two words; Encyclopedia and Penis.

Means - A person who's a know-it-all and a complete cock. Thinks they have the answers to the universe inside their tiny excuse of a brain. Also think they are above other people because of their smattering of knowledge - hence the "penis".
Guy1: Hey, what size is this supposed to be?

Guy2: Who knows. Ask the Encyclopenis!
Encyclopenis by Kobiashi2 June 27, 2010
Words you can keep

encyclopedic

having enormous intellectual capability to retain and repeat information
Einstein was wicked smart and had an encyclopedic brain.
encyclopedic by Mark Juras March 10, 2008

Urban Encyclopedia 

(n) an highly subjective Urban Dictionary entry that rambles on and on for several pages like a State of the Union address instead of being a concise definition appropriate for this website
For a great example of Urban Encyclopedia, refer to Operation Iraqi Freedom.
Urban Encyclopedia by fduck January 12, 2004

Encyclopedia Dramatica 

Basically the asshole of the Internet. Right between 4chan (the left butt cheek) and [Omegle] (the right butt cheek)
The average Encyclopedia Dramatica article:
<Insert name of random person here> likes sucking dicks and eating shit for breakfast.

Encyclopedia Dramatica 

Basically the even more uncivilized version of Urban Dictionary. It is hidden in the deep dark evil depths of the internet. God have mercy if you stumble upon this evil.
Encyclopedia Dramatica proves how terrible the human race is.

Encyclopedia Dramatica 

Where facts die, and stereotypes lie.

Encyclopedia Dramatica 

Encyclopedia Dramatica is a site run by middle aged men and 13 year old boys that were banned off of 4Chan, cried rivers of tears, and made ED to feel "special" and "different from 4chan". It's a site that specializes in ridiculing people and making articles about old memes. Most of the time, it tries to be funny but fails..HARD. It's a site so poor, it needs to leech money off it's own members in order to survive. It just shows that it's a terrible site that can't even run itself efficiently. It's nice to browse once in a while, but it sucks to be a member.
Encyclopedia Dramatica:Donations nao?
Everyone else: NO!

Insert topic here is a autistic, retarded faggot who thinks he ownz teh internetz. You can help by raeping him up the ass.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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