elderhood 

Synonym for seniorhood. The social status of people over age 60 who are often subjected to ageism discrimination in American society. They are often the butts of jokes.

Elderhood can be a difficult period of life due to discrimination.

elderhood by Lieu June 18, 2019

olderhood

A new evolving phase of life beyond adulthood.

We began in childhood, then we moved into adulthood. Now as the years have moved along, we transition into olderhood. Advances in healthcare, nutrition and access to quality information are creating an expanding social demographic of energetic, independent mature contributors to society. A generation which has much to give, and much more it wants to learn. This phase of life is the period when these “Oldsters” realize that the word “now” has a meaning they have never thought much about before. The “Now Generation”.

After retirement he spent his olderhood years travelling and writing.

olderhood by oldster in training June 24, 2013

elderwoody 

The erection that a senior man achieves (75+yrs).

Look at that elderwoody Floyd has as he plays shuffleboard.

elderwoody by panterax3 April 28, 2014

elderhead

1) A person with the misfortune of having a head that looks over 50 years of age and a body of a person that looks under 25.

2) An elderhead's cranium.

3) A person under the age of 25 receiving oral sex from a person over 50.

1) Every time I go to the YMCA there is some guy that has the head of Keith Richards and the body of Taylor Lautner. That guy is one bizarre elderhead.

2) Look at that woman's elderhead.

3) Mrs. Wilson gave elderhead to Steve under the bleachers.

elderhead by Molby9 January 15, 2012

Elderhostile 

(1) A nationwide travel-oriented organization dat caters to younger and middle-aged folks, but is decidedly discourteous and unwelcoming towards senior citizens.
(2) Da status of being unfriendly or disrespectful towards your more-aged relatives or acquaintances.

In an old "Peanuts" cartoon, Lucy van Pelt angrily accuses Snoopy of being "elderhostile" by his frolicking light-heartedly about in the sunny weather, despite the fact that Lucy's great-grandmother had always said that, "If you're too happy today, something bad will happen to you tomorrow". When Snoopy ignores Lucy's dour remark and continues skipping enthusiastically around the yard, Lucy blows her stack and demands harshly, "Are you trying to make a fool out of my great-grandmother?!"

Elderhostile by QuacksO May 24, 2021

Everhood 

The closest I'll ever get to actually doing LSD.

Charlie: "Have you played the video game 'Everhood: an Ineffable Tale of the Inexpressible Divine Moments of Truth'?

Daniel: "No, I haven't"

Charlie: "Well, you should. It's available on Steam right now."

Everhood by Bubblebody August 13, 2022