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1) A person with the misfortune of having a head that looks over 50 years of age and a body of a person that looks under 25.

2) An elderhead's cranium.

3) A person under the age of 25 receiving oral sex from a person over 50.
1) Every time I go to the YMCA there is some guy that has the head of Keith Richards and the body of Taylor Lautner. That guy is one bizarre elderhead.

2) Look at that woman's elderhead.

3) Mrs. Wilson gave elderhead to Steve under the bleachers.
elderhead by Molby9 January 15, 2012
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EverheadMcP 

A cunt fag nob who likes old men. The men have to be over the age of 69 if so he will harass them into submission or until they die if then EverheadMcPenis will find a new target to prey on . EverheadMcPenis likes to play the sims and he makes worlds of aliens and make them fuck him
EverheadMcP is a loner and loves the sims
EverheadMcP by Snicker Bread October 8, 2019
Your grandma is the cutest Elderbean ever!
Elderbean by stylesh September 9, 2010

elderhood 

Synonym for seniorhood. The social status of people over age 60 who are often subjected to ageism discrimination in American society. They are often the butts of jokes.
Elderhood can be a difficult period of life due to discrimination.
elderhood by Lieu June 18, 2019

erkerhead 

getting head in a bay windows (german: Eker). Abbr: EH
You just got erkerhead?
Yeh dude
erkerhead by 2001toyota September 14, 2019
Being rad, but for the elderly. Typically for someone over the age of 54.
P1: your grandma is so elderad!
P2: I know; her cookies are the best!
Elderad by The other one November 21, 2022
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