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elasturbate by Gnezz10 March 30, 2010
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Dry Erasturbator
A person whose fervent and dynamic use of a dry erase board, typically but not limited to an office setting, borders on the obscene.
Dry Erasturbators often come with their own erasers specially molded to find their hands and sets of markers that cover an array of palette choices. Their penmanship is usually impeccable, and their energy palpable. They often make very entertaining and powerful presentations.
However, the passion they exude onto their audience is seldom about the material being presented, but rather over the materials at hand.
Dry Erasturbators often come with their own erasers specially molded to find their hands and sets of markers that cover an array of palette choices. Their penmanship is usually impeccable, and their energy palpable. They often make very entertaining and powerful presentations.
However, the passion they exude onto their audience is seldom about the material being presented, but rather over the materials at hand.
MIKE: C'mon, I want to get a good seat for Ed's presentation.
RICH: Why?
MIKE: Because he's like the sickest Dry Erasturbator in the region! You'll walk away with loads and loads of useful stuff, oozing out your ears, guaranteed!
RICH: Why?
MIKE: Because he's like the sickest Dry Erasturbator in the region! You'll walk away with loads and loads of useful stuff, oozing out your ears, guaranteed!
Dry Erasturbator by theDalaiLummox August 27, 2010
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Exasturbation
1. To make a problem or situation worse by masturbating to it. This can be done by either masturbating to the people involved, or the predicament itself.
2. To make a problem or situation worse by masturbating.
Exasturbate is a cross between the words masturbate and the dictionary definition of exacerbate
2. To make a problem or situation worse by masturbating.
Exasturbate is a cross between the words masturbate and the dictionary definition of exacerbate
1. Pete did not realize that he was only making his recent divorce to his ex-wife far more painful by excessively masturbating to her topless bakini photos from the time they spent their honeymoon at a nude beach in France. Pete's exasturbation eventually led him to commit suicide.
2. Johnny really wants to shape up, find a job and become an active member of society. Unfortunately his excessive masturbating is preventing him from finding a productive use of his time. If Johnny really wants to stop living his life cum to cum, he will need to end his destructive exasturbating immediately.
2. Johnny really wants to shape up, find a job and become an active member of society. Unfortunately his excessive masturbating is preventing him from finding a productive use of his time. If Johnny really wants to stop living his life cum to cum, he will need to end his destructive exasturbating immediately.
Exasturbation by Anonymouslyer May 19, 2015
Exasterbate
Bill: I practiced self-abuse when my girlfriend was in the other room.
Gary: Did she know you did it?
Bill: Yeah, that ho got exasterbated.
Frank: I got exasterbated due to heavy pornography sessions.
Henry: Gotta use Vaseline bro..it's got viscosity.
Gary: Did she know you did it?
Bill: Yeah, that ho got exasterbated.
Frank: I got exasterbated due to heavy pornography sessions.
Henry: Gotta use Vaseline bro..it's got viscosity.
Exasterbate by Bobweiser January 6, 2009
Exasturbate
When you are horny, and someone near you is only making it worse, often on purpose, with no chance of imminent release.
I was driving with a girl, with half a stock already, and she continued to exasturbate the situation by talking about her boobs.
Exasturbate by Lord_Setesh January 3, 2009
exmasturbate
"I had the worse day ever! I got a parking ticket, failed my Calc exam, and to top it all off, my mom caught me jerking off."
"You really exmasturbated that, huh?"
"You really exmasturbated that, huh?"
exmasturbate by anotherjenny October 15, 2011
Exasterbate
She was trying cheer up, but Candy only exasterbated her case of the Mondays and instead decided to sleep the rest of the day.
Exasterbate by Pumpkin Muffin March 3, 2022
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