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plasterbate 

To masturbate while being plastered (severely intoxicated)
"Today sucked, I am just going to chug this fine Lagavulin and go plasterbate"
plasterbate by YuriN March 18, 2008

Exasperbated

verb

To irritate or provoke to a high degree through the use of masturbation.
1) Hey man! That's like, your fourth time masturbating today! Get a fucking girlfriend.

2) Dude! Quit jerking it in front of me! Or i am going to be exasperbated with you.
Exasperbated by rogerthewhale November 16, 2011

Elapseterbate

The act of masterbating too pass extended amounts of time.
Mikee: Im so bored im about to elapseterbate the hours away till my dood calls me.
Elapseterbate by Johnny twotoes November 24, 2009

exasperbate 

(v) the action of pleasuring oneself to distract from stressful circumstances, usually making the situation worse in the process
Dude, the economy makes me want to exasperbate non-stop.
exasperbate by Shaka the Khan February 26, 2009

Easterbation 

the second coming, masterbating for a second time in quick succession
Dude 1: last night a managed to come twice
Dude 2: well done dude uve mastered Easterbation
Easterbation by Xenesthad July 27, 2008

Examsterbate 

Masterbate while you should be cramming for your exams. Reduces stress levels.
F*ck this sh*t!

*throw away books*

I'm going to Examsterbate!
Examsterbate by Quick-T May 31, 2011
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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