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blasturbate 

v. to masturbate in such a way that your leavings shoot out at excessive velocity (usually only men can masturbate but sometimes a talented female can do it to)
Once I blasturbated straight into a friend's eye... and he was standing 20 feet away!
blasturbate by Blasturbater August 26, 2006

Baja blasturbate

It’s when you drink so much Mountain Dew Baja blast that when you jerk off baja blast comes out
I had to much Taco Bell and went home and proceeded to Baja blasturbate.

Blasturbation 

Creative and unrelenting blastbeats in metal music, usually found in grindcore or brutal death metal.
Did you hear the drummer from that grind band? Total blasturbation.
Blasturbation by Mark May 26, 2004

elasturbate

the act of masturbate in order to try and stretch out your cock to make it bigger
Damn! I need to elasturbate
elasturbate by Gnezz10 March 30, 2010

blasterbation 

to masturbate with a tremendous amount of speed.

blasterbation as in

"blast beats" a term used in drumming. mostly used in the metal/grindcore genre.

visit this website to hear some blast beats -

www.myspace.com/beneaththemassacre
1 "dude that chick's fucking hot!! i've gotta fucking blasterbate"

2 "yeah, dude! cool!"

1 "fuck yeah blasterbation is easy, when you're a pro ass drummer like me"
blasterbation by shitbreaker June 23, 2006

Basturbate 

To masturbate using a tube with a rubber bulb that takes up and releases melted fat or gravy inside a vagina or anus to achieve orgasm
I love to basturbate. I used to just rub my clit vigorously with my son's sippy cup, but now I fill up my Turkey baster with grease and gravy and go to town. It's great because I can squeeze it back out into a bowl in time for dinner.