blasturbate
blasturbate by gina February 18, 2003
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blasturbate
v. to masturbate in such a way that your leavings shoot out at excessive velocity (usually only men can masturbate but sometimes a talented female can do it to)
blasturbate by Blasturbater August 26, 2006
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Blasturbation
Creative and unrelenting blastbeats in metal music, usually found in grindcore or brutal death metal.
Blasturbation by Mark May 26, 2004
elasturbate
elasturbate by Gnezz10 March 30, 2010
blasterbation
to masturbate with a tremendous amount of speed.
blasterbation as in
"blast beats" a term used in drumming. mostly used in the metal/grindcore genre.
visit this website to hear some blast beats -
www.myspace.com/beneaththemassacre
blasterbation as in
"blast beats" a term used in drumming. mostly used in the metal/grindcore genre.
visit this website to hear some blast beats -
www.myspace.com/beneaththemassacre
1 "dude that chick's fucking hot!! i've gotta fucking blasterbate"
2 "yeah, dude! cool!"
1 "fuck yeah blasterbation is easy, when you're a pro ass drummer like me"
2 "yeah, dude! cool!"
1 "fuck yeah blasterbation is easy, when you're a pro ass drummer like me"
blasterbation by shitbreaker June 23, 2006
Basturbate
To masturbate using a tube with a rubber bulb that takes up and releases melted fat or gravy inside a vagina or anus to achieve orgasm
I love to basturbate. I used to just rub my clit vigorously with my son's sippy cup, but now I fill up my Turkey baster with grease and gravy and go to town. It's great because I can squeeze it back out into a bowl in time for dinner.
Basturbate by Magical Magistrate June 23, 2019
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A)
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B)
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The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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