glob

Is the feeling you get in your stomach after you eat it.

Live Free and Glob Hard

by TheCakeIsALie February 15, 2008

glob

glob is a senseless variant of blog a short more efficient variant of weblog. it has however raised the class level of weblogging to reaches never before achieved.

god wont those losers ever get with the times? blog is like so yesterday. all y'all wish you were as cool as me with my glob.

by bigposerhead February 08, 2005

glob

ignorant unattractive (generally fat) person who is popular because they spend all their parent's money on ugly clothing.

glob: hey! i haven't hung out with you for soo long! what are you wearing to semi?
me: erm...my dress from last year.
glob: oh. my daddy's taking me on a shopping spree to nyc to buy a dress.
me: hello! it's your freshman semi! no one cares what you wear as long as it looks good on you.

by elliot<33 April 27, 2006

Globbing

Another (more accurate) term for a girl on her period.

"Be nice to Rosie for the next few days, she's globbing right now."

"Periods are disgusting, all that glob just falling out of me"

by Gooberpls September 04, 2013

Glob

A glob is an extremely large dab of hash oil. They are not meant to be taken by amateur smokers.

Damn Jwall these dabs are pretty good, but I'm thinking we need to start takin globs!

by greenlowtops March 02, 2012

Globbing

The act of a man expelling his load into a woman after a long period without masterbation.

Justin didn’t wank for a weak because he knew a good globbing would feel so much better!

by PRlMEE January 16, 2020

Globbed

Thick dreads in Florida

"yo hair globbed" meaning it's thick with rubber bands

by Pabloesc788 March 03, 2017