Homie #1: Yo tyreese, wassup wit chu blud
Tyreese: Nun fam

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

Mommy, the nun made me cry today.

My Aunt is a catholic nun in Colombia, South America, so don't diss nuns. They are cool, and sell good cookies

When the priest was ordained, he asked the bishop, "What kind of woman can I have sex with?"

The Bishop said, "None".

But, when the priest actually had sex with a nun, the bishop excommunicated him!

I used to be a Catholic Priest. When I was ordained, I asked the Cardinal, "Now, what kind of woman did you say I could have sex with?". I was certain he said, "Nun". But, one day, when he walked in on me fucking a nun, he kicked me out of the Church -- permanently!

That flying nun sure does love Baroque art.