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ejectulate

When a male humps something, gets a blow job, or lets the jets in a jacuzzi hits his penis causing extreme pleasure and seamon is released.
I let the jets of the jacuzzi hit the front of my penis until I ejectulated.
ejectulate by J-Nat May 22, 2005

Celestial Ejaculate 

Usually an ejaculate of such magnificent proportions that all those in the area feel inadequate.
After some confusing talk, Jesus got frustrated with the human language and shot out through the roof like a celestial ejaculate, right onto the bosom of heaven.

Ejaculate and Evacuate 

To release your cream into her and get the fuck out soon after.
Richard: "So, what happened to the Becky girl you saw last night"
Chad: "Well, she was a 6/10, I've seen better, so I had to Ejaculate and Evacuate. I think I may have even left my pack of gum there"

ejerkulate 

To ejaculate with such force that your entire body jerks uncontrollably for a split second.
Bob ejerkulated after not touching his wang for an entire week.
ejerkulate by Germankid April 15, 2016

Rage Ejaculate 

v. To spew forth semen in an angry or otherwise furious manner.
"I swear to God, if you don't stop that I'm going to rage ejaculate all over you and your extended family, pets included."
Rage Ejaculate by DHK 2010 May 3, 2010

ejaculate and evacuate 

When you smash a thot but don't wanna be a dad.
Did you nut and cut or cum and run?
No nigga, ejaculate and evacuate.
Ooooooooh shiiiiiiit nigga