Eject-ulation

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Some times pilots get very excited and comes very close to things. Eject-ulation is when a pilot gets out of a sticky situation before it becomes a "game over" situation.

We have full eject-ulation! The pilot got out safely before causing long-term situation.

Eject-ulation by equaliz3r March 24, 2009

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Ejectulation

As you reach altitude you realise issues in the flight where you think death is evident. So then you get the penis out and masturbate until your on vinegar stroke and then whilst cuming you press the eject button and simultaneously you blow your semen and eject into the air causing ejectulation.

Whilst dog fighting with the boys in our F45 fighter jets i looked across whilst in fighting formation and seen my mates eyes glaze over and then we all knew he was in ejectulation mode.... From there we broke formation and it was never spoken of again.

Ejectulation by Troy-Nami July 7, 2018

Ejectculation

The act of squeezing your cock from the balls to the genitals in the hopes that you may shoot out a tad more cum because you fapped and lost all of your cum that you should've used on your gf.

Not to be confused by computers regurgitating USBs.

Willy wanked his cock, but so little came out that he tried ejectculation to get more cum. The next day his gf didn't get pregnant and she thought Willy was a girl.

Ejectculation by darude sandstorm May 23, 2015

ejectuation

The process of leaving sweat on a chair while standing up rapidly

ewww, I just touched that girls ejectuation.

ejectuation by LosingColor January 14, 2009

Ejeculation

Ejection of person(s) from an establishment in an ejaculatory manner. Usually involves promptly leaving at high pressure over the course of 10-15 seconds and with semen-like connotations.

Failing to comply with the rules will result in Ejeculation from this strip-club.

Ejeculation by Earl Of Scottington March 14, 2009

external ejactulation

when you ejactulate into a womans face

after sex you ejactulate into your womans face when she sleeps, this is the act of external ejactulation

external ejactulation by veedee June 30, 2006

ejectulation

A premature mechanical ejection due to over excitement.

I had ejectulation and fired the missile early.

ejectulation by AJ Quick June 2, 2009

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026