Ejetulate

The act of completing coitus, subsequently followed by removing one's self rapidly from the premises in avoidance.

Even though ejaculation occurs, often the sexual partner of the ejetulator is left unsatisfied.

See also wham bam thank you ma'am

Girl1: "How was your night with that new guy?"

Girl2: "It sucked! After we fucked, he just got up and left, without saying anything... I didn't even come!"

Girl1: "Way to eJETulate, loser!"

by Sunshyne Lollipops February 4, 2010

Celestial Ejaculate

Usually an ejaculate of such magnificent proportions that all those in the area feel inadequate.

After some confusing talk, Jesus got frustrated with the human language and shot out through the roof like a celestial ejaculate, right onto the bosom of heaven.

by MightierToaster August 22, 2010

Ejaculate and Evacuate

To release your cream into her and get the fuck out soon after.

Richard: "So, what happened to the Becky girl you saw last night"
Chad: "Well, she was a 6/10, I've seen better, so I had to Ejaculate and Evacuate. I think I may have even left my pack of gum there"

by MamaWeegee July 2, 2018

ejerkulate

To ejaculate with such force that your entire body jerks uncontrollably for a split second.

Bob ejerkulated after not touching his wang for an entire week.

by Germankid April 15, 2016

Rage Ejaculate

v. To spew forth semen in an angry or otherwise furious manner.

"I swear to God, if you don't stop that I'm going to rage ejaculate all over you and your extended family, pets included."

by DHK 2010 May 3, 2010

ejaculate and evacuate

When you smash a thot but don't wanna be a dad.

Did you nut and cut or cum and run?
No nigga, ejaculate and evacuate.
Ooooooooh shiiiiiiit nigga

by spigetfinners November 20, 2017

Ejaculater

A form of saying goodbye when your coming.

Man #1: Hi Tony, I'm on my way over to your house. I'll be over in 20 min
Man #2: No worries, I'm still getting ready but head over anyway.
Man #1: Will do mate, Ejaculater.

by frankzappa69 February 19, 2015