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ejerkulate by Germankid April 15, 2016
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ejerkulate
A slang term for masturbation, or "ejaculating". Created by famous porn star and pimp, Joseph Savage.
ejerkulate by Rimjob February 2, 2004
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ejerkulate
After stroking his penis for 12 minutes Paul ejerkulated.
Bill had a fetish for cows so he ejerkulated Bessy.
Bill had a fetish for cows so he ejerkulated Bessy.
ejerkulate by madcowworld.com April 20, 2003
Ejetulate
The act of completing coitus, subsequently followed by removing one's self rapidly from the premises in avoidance.
Even though ejaculation occurs, often the sexual partner of the ejetulator is left unsatisfied.
See also wham bam thank you ma'am
Even though ejaculation occurs, often the sexual partner of the ejetulator is left unsatisfied.
See also wham bam thank you ma'am
Girl1: "How was your night with that new guy?"
Girl2: "It sucked! After we fucked, he just got up and left, without saying anything... I didn't even come!"
Girl1: "Way to eJETulate, loser!"
Girl2: "It sucked! After we fucked, he just got up and left, without saying anything... I didn't even come!"
Girl1: "Way to eJETulate, loser!"
Ejetulate by Sunshyne Lollipops February 4, 2010
Jerkulate
When you have one or more jerk-off/s swinging indecisively from one course of action or opinion to another
Combining jerk-off and vacillate.
Also;
-lat·ed, -lat·ing, -lates (intr.v.)
-lat'ing·ly (adv.)
-la'tion (n.)
-la'tor (n.)
Combining jerk-off and vacillate.
Also;
-lat·ed, -lat·ing, -lates (intr.v.)
-lat'ing·ly (adv.)
-la'tion (n.)
-la'tor (n.)
Jerkulate by Whateverthefuckyouwanttocallme November 21, 2011
ejerkulation
ejerkulation by milfmaster February 8, 2009
eturkulate
Someone who ejaculates from their nose..... A turkish person who ejaculates........Someone who turks up a competition with ejaculating all over the place
eturkulate by Rouis Mallyari Biyombo Turk October 14, 2012
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