ejerkulate

To ejaculate with such force that your entire body jerks uncontrollably for a split second.

Bob ejerkulated after not touching his wang for an entire week.

by Germankid April 15, 2016

ejerkulate

A slang term for masturbation, or "ejaculating". Created by famous porn star and pimp, Joseph Savage.

"Yo I just ejerkulated all over Christie Cali's cat"

by Rimjob February 2, 2004

ejerkulate

v. 1To ejaculate while jerking off.
2. n. to masturbate a dead cow

After stroking his penis for 12 minutes Paul ejerkulated.

Bill had a fetish for cows so he ejerkulated Bessy.

by madcowworld.com April 20, 2003

Ejetulate

The act of completing coitus, subsequently followed by removing one's self rapidly from the premises in avoidance.

Even though ejaculation occurs, often the sexual partner of the ejetulator is left unsatisfied.

See also wham bam thank you ma'am

Girl1: "How was your night with that new guy?"

Girl2: "It sucked! After we fucked, he just got up and left, without saying anything... I didn't even come!"

Girl1: "Way to eJETulate, loser!"

by Sunshyne Lollipops February 4, 2010

Jerkulate

When you have one or more jerk-off/s swinging indecisively from one course of action or opinion to another

Combining jerk-off and vacillate.

Also;

-lat·ed, -lat·ing, -lates (intr.v.)
-lat'ing·ly (adv.)
-la'tion (n.)
-la'tor (n.)

The company will likely jerkulate about the new acquisition for years to come.

by Whateverthefuckyouwanttocallme November 21, 2011

ejerkulation

the act of ejaculation due to masturbation

Ejerkulation is a totally natural thing.

by milfmaster February 8, 2009

eturkulate

Someone who ejaculates from their nose..... A turkish person who ejaculates........Someone who turks up a competition with ejaculating all over the place

My friend was so horny, that she eturkulated from just seeing a picture of RJ.

by Rouis Mallyari Biyombo Turk October 14, 2012