ejectilate 

The act of ejection.

The VCR ejectilated the videocassette. My Bowner ejectilated!

ejectilate by Gimli July 9, 2003

ejectile dysfunction 

noun
1. A male's embarrassing inability to expel semen during sexual intercourse, due to lack of true arousal, physiological shortcomings, or other causes.
2. The failure of a CD/DVD player or computer to eject its contents.

1. Enrique: How was the sex with Josefina last night man?
Quentin: Amazing. Until I couldn't cum. FUCKING ejectile dysfunction.
2. Anastasia: WHERE is my copy of 10 Things I Hate About You?
Isadora: It's in my laptop, sorry! It has ejectile dysfunction!

ejectile dysfunction by Jorgitooo May 9, 2010

Ejetulate

The act of completing coitus, subsequently followed by removing one's self rapidly from the premises in avoidance.

Even though ejaculation occurs, often the sexual partner of the ejetulator is left unsatisfied.

See also wham bam thank you ma'am

Girl1: "How was your night with that new guy?"

Girl2: "It sucked! After we fucked, he just got up and left, without saying anything... I didn't even come!"

Girl1: "Way to eJETulate, loser!"

Ejetulate by Sunshyne Lollipops February 4, 2010

ejectile vomit 

(v): when you gag and spit rather than swallow.

He came so hard and fast, she was forced to ejectile vomit.

ejectile vomit by word<3r October 26, 2011

Ejectulation 

As you reach altitude you realise issues in the flight where you think death is evident. So then you get the penis out and masturbate until your on vinegar stroke and then whilst cuming you press the eject button and simultaneously you blow your semen and eject into the air causing ejectulation.

Whilst dog fighting with the boys in our F45 fighter jets i looked across whilst in fighting formation and seen my mates eyes glaze over and then we all knew he was in ejectulation mode.... From there we broke formation and it was never spoken of again.

Ejectulation by Troy-Nami July 7, 2018

ejectulate

To pull out just as you are about to ejaculate.

Shit, I can't take much more, I'm about to blow, time to ejectulate.

ejectulate by lawlsroyce December 27, 2007

Erectinated 

When a guys dick gets hard off of something that excites him.

Jenny: Look Joe's dick is erectinated.
Lily: I know.

Erectinated by Dee S. September 20, 2007