Eggyboff is a game that is played between sports teams, friends and even families. The rules of the game are simple, someone calls an Eggyboff by naming a rule. For example :"Next person to use the toilet is eggyboff".

If you become Eggyboff, no-one can talk to you or acknowledge you for the whole time they are Eggyboff. If someone else does talk to Eggyboff, they become Eggyboff until either someone talks to them, or a new rule is called.

It is best played in risky situations, such as a football match, "Next person to touch the ball is Eggyboff".

"Next person to touch their head is Eggyboff!"

Eggyboff by Crouchy15 November 19, 2011

Related Words

egggy • eggy • Eggsy • Eggy boi moment • eggey • Eggg • Eggyboff • eggy boi • eggy bread • Eggy cheesy

eggy lurch

An individual, usually heavy set, who resembles the bodily shape of an egg. Normally are short in stature, with no neck, and waddle and lurch side to side when they walk.

Oh my god, I just saw the biggest eggy lurch on the street. If I pushed her over, she would roll like Humpty Dumpty all the way down the hill!

eggy lurch by MAP123 May 6, 2014

eggyness

When you rip butt and it is putrid.

Bruh, that fart is real eggyness.

eggyness by That Boi Zachariah January 3, 2017

Eggyy

A person who loves to shove handfuls of eggs up their rectum. They are usually found in Greece, North America, or the egg section of a grocery store in those areas. This species is not dangerous unless you share attributes to an egg. (Smell, taste, appearance, etc.) If you resemble an egg in any way, it will become extremely deadly. Please seek medical attention if bitten, come in contact with it’s yolk or forcefully shoved up into its anal cavity.

Only known weaknesses:

1. Deprivation of eggs for long periods of time
2. Being scrambled (shaken violently)
3. Roller coasters (causes scrambling)

Eggyy is very dangerous
Jason: “Run! It’s the eggyy!”

Tim: “It’s already got me!”

Jason: *runs away*

Eggyy by Fijewjgwjerg September 8, 2019

eggy game

A phrase typically associated with people who have gardens that reek of egg!

Cara has eggy game.

eggy game by jimmytheseed June 11, 2023

eggywegs

Eggs. Used by brookstar and in clockwork orange.

"munching on some eggywegs"

eggywegs by Loz May 13, 2005

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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