Eggyy 

A person who loves to shove handfuls of eggs up their rectum. They are usually found in Greece, North America, or the egg section of a grocery store in those areas. This species is not dangerous unless you share attributes to an egg. (Smell, taste, appearance, etc.) If you resemble an egg in any way, it will become extremely deadly. Please seek medical attention if bitten, come in contact with it’s yolk or forcefully shoved up into its anal cavity.

Only known weaknesses:

1. Deprivation of eggs for long periods of time
2. Being scrambled (shaken violently)
3. Roller coasters (causes scrambling)

Eggyy is very dangerous
Jason: “Run! It’s the eggyy!”

Tim: “It’s already got me!”

Jason: *runs away*

Eggyy by Fijewjgwjerg September 8, 2019

Eggyboff 

Eggyboff is a game that is played between sports teams, friends and even families. The rules of the game are simple, someone calls an Eggyboff by naming a rule. For example :"Next person to use the toilet is eggyboff".

If you become Eggyboff, no-one can talk to you or acknowledge you for the whole time they are Eggyboff. If someone else does talk to Eggyboff, they become Eggyboff until either someone talks to them, or a new rule is called.

It is best played in risky situations, such as a football match, "Next person to touch the ball is Eggyboff".

"Next person to touch their head is Eggyboff!"

Eggyboff by Crouchy15 November 19, 2011

eggy lurch 

An individual, usually heavy set, who resembles the bodily shape of an egg. Normally are short in stature, with no neck, and waddle and lurch side to side when they walk.

Oh my god, I just saw the biggest eggy lurch on the street. If I pushed her over, she would roll like Humpty Dumpty all the way down the hill!

eggy lurch by MAP123 May 6, 2014

eggyness 

When you rip butt and it is putrid.

Bruh, that fart is real eggyness.

eggyness by That Boi Zachariah January 3, 2017

eggy game 

A phrase typically associated with people who have gardens that reek of egg!

Cara has eggy game.

eggy game by jimmytheseed June 11, 2023

eggywegs 

Eggs. Used by brookstar and in clockwork orange.

"munching on some eggywegs"

eggywegs by Loz May 13, 2005

Eggy Yolky Giblets 

"A Scruffy Vagina" Normally found in Southern England. A pungent growler of the South often associated with major discounts. Often accompanied by very large saggy balloons and poorly applied make up. A favorite holiday destination of Brunochio.

The meeting was not going to plan so the 'Eggy Yolky Giblets' were unleashed!!!!

Eggy Yolky Giblets by bluemouth May 4, 2008