Eggyboff is a game that is played between sports teams, friends and even families. The rules of the game are simple, someone calls an Eggyboff by naming a rule. For example :"Next person to use the toilet is eggyboff".
If you become Eggyboff, no-one can talk to you or acknowledge you for the whole time they are Eggyboff. If someone else does talk to Eggyboff, they become Eggyboff until either someone talks to them, or a new rule is called.
It is best played in risky situations, such as a football match, "Next person to touch the ball is Eggyboff".
If you become Eggyboff, no-one can talk to you or acknowledge you for the whole time they are Eggyboff. If someone else does talk to Eggyboff, they become Eggyboff until either someone talks to them, or a new rule is called.
It is best played in risky situations, such as a football match, "Next person to touch the ball is Eggyboff".
by Crouchy15 November 19, 2011
Get the Eggyboff mug.An individual, usually heavy set, who resembles the bodily shape of an egg. Normally are short in stature, with no neck, and waddle and lurch side to side when they walk.
Oh my god, I just saw the biggest eggy lurch on the street. If I pushed her over, she would roll like Humpty Dumpty all the way down the hill!
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Get the eggyness mug.A woman that chooses to not have children, She is neither a Thot or a Karen, She is angry because her past choices of a childfree childless life style. It is now too late for her to have Biological Children as all her eggs are dead. Has hatred for Thots and Karens in the world because a Thot can still have children and a Karen already has a family; but for a Dead Egger she is all alone as a Dead Egg
Carmen sure does love to treat her dogs as if they were her children with the stroller and all. Yah sadly she chose to be childfree for years saying she posted on reddit childfree that she was happy. But lately now at age 30 she seems to be a lot angrier since she can no longer have biological children. Such a Dead Egger
by LukAGoy December 19, 2019
Get the Dead Egger mug.A person who loves to shove handfuls of eggs up their rectum. They are usually found in Greece, North America, or the egg section of a grocery store in those areas. This species is not dangerous unless you share attributes to an egg. (Smell, taste, appearance, etc.) If you resemble an egg in any way, it will become extremely deadly. Please seek medical attention if bitten, come in contact with it’s yolk or forcefully shoved up into its anal cavity.
Only known weaknesses:
1. Deprivation of eggs for long periods of time
2. Being scrambled (shaken violently)
3. Roller coasters (causes scrambling)
Only known weaknesses:
1. Deprivation of eggs for long periods of time
2. Being scrambled (shaken violently)
3. Roller coasters (causes scrambling)
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