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eggy lurch 

An individual, usually heavy set, who resembles the bodily shape of an egg. Normally are short in stature, with no neck, and waddle and lurch side to side when they walk.

Oh my god, I just saw the biggest eggy lurch on the street. If I pushed her over, she would roll like Humpty Dumpty all the way down the hill!

eggy lurch by MAP123 May 6, 2014