eeger 

When a gay guy with a 4.5 inch dick sticks it in some chicks ear and sticks it up her butt and she eats whateevrs on it afterwards.

"Dude when i was giving her eeger, she barfed all over my dick, sweet."

eeger by dirty sanchez lover January 13, 2008

Coach Eager 

Coach Eugene Eager is a legendary high school football coach in the state of Louisiana since 1975. Has won nine state titles and is known for his inspiring speeches and ability to turn boys into men. He loves nudie magazines, free beer, gambling, nudie bars, football, his "smoking hot" wife Tami-Lynn, and causing a general ruckus in the community. He is well known for his catch phrase "GATA!" that is an acronym standing for "Get After Their Asses" which he uses to fire up his players. He is also known for his excessively difficult practices often conditioning his players until they puke or pass out from exhaustion. He will try to win every game by any means necessary and sometimes uses morally questionable techniques in the pursuit of victory. Despite all his success, Coach Eager has remained living at the trailer park he has grown up in down in the bayou of Baton Rouge, Louisiana where he constantly throws wild post-game parties whether his team wins or loses. Although Coach Eager can be a wild man and full of himself at times, he is a legend and well respected in the community.

Player 1: Jesus Christ Coach Eager really isn't going to end practice until everyone of us pukes is he?
Player 2: He's so drunk I don't think he even knows where he is right now, damn he is a real legend, can't wait until the wild bayou party after tomorrow's game!

Coach Eager by HSFootball October 6, 2018

Eugeroic 

An eugeroic is any drug that acts as wakefulness enhancers. Wakefulness enhancers make it possible to stay up longer while temporary avoiding the psychotic side effects of sleep deprivation. Eugeroics means "causing good wakefulness and arousal". Eugeroics act differently than stimulants in that stimulants cause alertness, focus, and motivation; while eugeroics cause wakefulness and can restore restfulness (especially in sleep deprived people). Eugeroics tend to be much subtler, though they will keep you awake for hours until the eugeroic wears off. Eugeroics will keep you up for hours durong the night while leaving you feeling oddly well rested if taken at night. Eugeroics allows you to stay awake longer. Eugeroics can also be used im the mornong to wake up better and stay awake. They can also be used in the afternoon or during a boring lecture to combat sleepiness and stay awake for hours. Eugeroics are not a sleep replacement, but an answer to a lack of proper sleep and drowsiness. Eugeroics make it easy to stay awake during boring work or boring classes and may also mildly increase confidence
confidence, alertness, and motivation. Eugeroics work in the opposite way of antihistamines. While antihistamines reduce reactions to allergies and causes drowsiness, eugeroics increases reactions to allergies and produces wakefulness. It's wise to avoid allergens like wool, dust, hay, wheat and gluten while on eugeroics.

Woman: I took 75mg fluorenol in the morning and it woke me up better than coffee.
Dude: I took 50mg fluorenol every four hours to help me study at night and I pulled off an all nighter. Wakes me up better tha modafinil.
Modafinil and adrafinil are examples of eugeroics, but have too many side effects, interact negatively with too many nootropics, and may cause dependence. Hydrafinil(Fluorenol) is a better example of a eugeroic, has stronger wakefulness enhancing effects than modafinil, stacks well with nootropics instead of interacting negatively with them, and is cheaper than modafinil.

Eugeroic by CognitiveFuel April 8, 2015

coach eggert 

someone who annoys people by constantly leaving negative comments on one's facebook photos and statuses

coach eggert: hahaha u look gay
person: fu coach eggert it was in 6th grade and i was forced too

coach eggert by sean the indian November 28, 2012

eagerly 

Used to emphasize a strong desire to do or have something.

Ava was eagerly awaiting for her lover to return from vacation.

eagerly by bootybooty6666 May 10, 2020

taron egerton 

One of the most lovely British actors to exist. A beautiful Welsh man who deserves more than this world has to offer.

Person: Hey did you see the new Kingsman movie?
Person 2: Yeah, that Taron Egertons a right lad.

taron egerton by Not Taron Egerton November 11, 2017

Dead Egger 

A woman that chooses to not have children, She is neither a Thot or a Karen, She is angry because her past choices of a childfree childless life style. It is now too late for her to have Biological Children as all her eggs are dead. Has hatred for Thots and Karens in the world because a Thot can still have children and a Karen already has a family; but for a Dead Egger she is all alone as a Dead Egg

Carmen sure does love to treat her dogs as if they were her children with the stroller and all. Yah sadly she chose to be childfree for years saying she posted on reddit childfree that she was happy. But lately now at age 30 she seems to be a lot angrier since she can no longer have biological children. Such a Dead Egger

Dead Egger by LukAGoy December 19, 2019