edmont 

Edmont is the biggest simp ever. Every girl is disgusted . He is the most unattractive person on the world. If u have an Edmont - you're not lucky. :(

Girl 1: Hey, do you know Edmont?
Girl 2: Eww, nobody likes him

edmont by Hater056 November 20, 2021

Edmoncton 

A Canadian city located halfway between Edmonton and Moncton. It is unique in that it is the only city in the world that has never been inhabited by humans.

"Hey dude, let's go to Edmoncton."

"Dude, NO ONE has ever been to Edmoncton. So I think the roads are kinda bad."

Edmoncton by sully.d February 5, 2009

Edmonton handshake 

Grasp large knife. Plunge said knife into someone's chest. You have now completed the "Edmonton handshake". Known as "stabbing" or "knifing" in less crime-ridden cities. Most often used for no apparent reason, likely on someone elderly, smaller than you, or someone with nicer clothes than you. Be especially careful of the Edmonton handshake after denying an Indian a cigarette.

Visitor: "What the hell, you just stabbed me!"

Edmontonian: "Fuck your innocence, and welcome to Edmonton!"

Paramedic: "Not another Edmonton handshake!"

Edmonton handshake by iamnotacrook February 17, 2010

edmentum 

The worst schooling website ever created, a glorified slideshow. Many schools subjected their students to this torture following the COVID-19 pandemic as many were forced to do remote learning. Edmentum works slide by slide, teaching students the same coursework they learned last week, and the week before that, and the week before that.

Student 1: God damn I hate edmentum. It's the same shit over and over again
Student 2: Maybe if they had a budget higher than $5 it would be better.

edmentum by Russlol November 3, 2021

Adrian Edmondson 

One of the funniest guys in the world. Probably best known for his television show Bottom, he commonly appears alongside Rik Mayall, who's also fucking halarious. He's married to Jennifer Saunders, who's probably the funniest woman I have ever seen.

Ava: Hey, did you catch Bottom last night?
Vivian: No, I missed it! I need my Adrian Edmondson fix, or I'll die, slowly and painfully.

Adrian Edmondson by freddy2fan April 29, 2008

Edmonds-Woodway 

When Edmonds highschool and Woodway highschool combined, it became Edmonds-Woodway. Rivals with Meadowdale, the school most commonly called 'Edway' or 'E-Dub' is known for their school spirit and amazingly good sports teams. EWHS's mascot is the warrior. Most students go to the surrounding fast-food places such as dairy queen, burger king, starbucks, and in fall 2011 dick's burgers. Edmonds-Woodway is legendary because of alumni Anna Faris, Kevin Forrest, and Michael DeRosier. Anyone living in the Seattle Suburbs has heard of this school.

Person one: Did you see the Edmonds-Woodway game?

Person two: Yeah! That school's teams are beast!

Edmonds-Woodway by Mfrosh April 3, 2011

Edmond 

Edmonds are usually sophisticated and sensitive human beings with good foresight and uncanny abilities to predict the future. They are generally exceptional kissers and dynamite in the sack. They are also responsible and good cooks. When they see what they want, they just go get it.

"I need some advice - I need to go see an Edmond"

"Oooh, that Edmond sure can kiss!"

"I need an Edmond to make me dinner."

Edmond by Roo!!!! February 4, 2010