Edmoncton 

A Canadian city located halfway between Edmonton and Moncton. It is unique in that it is the only city in the world that has never been inhabited by humans.

"Hey dude, let's go to Edmoncton."

"Dude, NO ONE has ever been to Edmoncton. So I think the roads are kinda bad."

Edmoncton by sully.d February 5, 2009

Edmonton handshake 

Grasp large knife. Plunge said knife into someone's chest. You have now completed the "Edmonton handshake". Known as "stabbing" or "knifing" in less crime-ridden cities. Most often used for no apparent reason, likely on someone elderly, smaller than you, or someone with nicer clothes than you. Be especially careful of the Edmonton handshake after denying an Indian a cigarette.

Visitor: "What the hell, you just stabbed me!"

Edmontonian: "Fuck your innocence, and welcome to Edmonton!"

Paramedic: "Not another Edmonton handshake!"

Edmonton handshake by iamnotacrook February 17, 2010

Adrian Edmondson 

One of the funniest guys in the world. Probably best known for his television show Bottom, he commonly appears alongside Rik Mayall, who's also fucking halarious. He's married to Jennifer Saunders, who's probably the funniest woman I have ever seen.

Ava: Hey, did you catch Bottom last night?
Vivian: No, I missed it! I need my Adrian Edmondson fix, or I'll die, slowly and painfully.

Adrian Edmondson by freddy2fan April 29, 2008

Edmondson Village 

An area in West Baltimore also known as E.V. surrounding Edmondson Village shopping center including multiple lake trout eateries, a grocery, Provident, mutiple beauty supply/dollar stores and men selling black market dvds. Suprisingly nice neighborhood with people who care for their homes and property. Many people who commute from downtown to I-695, drive through this area with no problem. Quick commute from downtown, Security, Rt.40, Ellicott City, and BWI. Common in Edmondson Village: swwarming helicopters, fireworks, dirt bikes, yelling up the street, ice cream trucks, cop cars, and buses. Good place to find a chicken box or a corner liquor store. Where I live...no disrepect.

Kwon: Yo.Where you live ova west?
Ja'Niya: Edmondson Village shawty.
Kwon: Ohh dats wassup!

Edmondson Village by BMoresbAddestChiQ August 14, 2008

West Edmonton Mall 

Is the largest mall in the Western Hemisphere of the world and the fourth largest on the planet. Calgarians like to bash West Edmonton Mall just because they have nothing that comes even close to being its rival.

Is home to the world's largest parking lot (20,000 spaces) and has over 800 stores. Its many attractions include, a life sized replica of the Santa Maria (Christopher Columbus's first and largest ship), an indoor water park (second largest in the world), the world's largest indoor amusement park, a world class hotel, and much much more.

West Edmonton Mall is the main tourist attraction and life of Alberta.

Some antonyms of West Edmonton Mall include: Chinook Mall, Calgary, and Southcentre Mall.

West Edmonton Mall by Mattlafrance April 29, 2008

edmondson 

These people are the most extra people you'll ever meet. And just because it sounds like they could be royalty they say they are. (Even tho they actually where royalty once in Scotland) their are two types of Edmondson's the perfectionist and the screw ups. But all of them are lity people.

Dang those Edmondson's are perfect, well except for some of those black sheep.

edmondson by Litty little kitty named cat April 18, 2018

edmonton queen 

a sex act; usually involving paddles and very convincing transvestites.

"boy george gives the best edmonton queens this side of the north saskatchewan."

edmonton queen by mckrintly September 29, 2008