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edmentum 

The worst schooling website ever created, a glorified slideshow. Many schools subjected their students to this torture following the COVID-19 pandemic as many were forced to do remote learning. Edmentum works slide by slide, teaching students the same coursework they learned last week, and the week before that, and the week before that.
Student 1: God damn I hate edmentum. It's the same shit over and over again
Student 2: Maybe if they had a budget higher than $5 it would be better.
edmentum by Russlol November 3, 2021
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Edmentum 

Edmentum is the worst godforsaken "learning" "software" out there, the content was written by morons, ironically it's coding class is about as good as the website itself is coded, its the worst garbage coding ever, it spits out more errors than a THERAC-25, its only enjoyable if you decide to slack off during classes.
Student 1: "Wow, Edmentum is so garbage, i might fail school with this shit-ass depressing software, I got 32 assignment's that are due in two days." Student 2: "That sucks, maybe if our budget was over 25 cents, we could have better software to use."
Edmentum by ItsShrimple98SE September 22, 2023
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edmuntum 

noun
Edmuntum is the stupidest bullshit ever used as virtual school ie. dogshit
Bob: You have to use Edmuntum?
Jimmy: Yep
Bob: FUCK EDMUNTUM
edmuntum by completeidiot404 December 18, 2023

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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