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edmentum 

The worst schooling website ever created, a glorified slideshow. Many schools subjected their students to this torture following the COVID-19 pandemic as many were forced to do remote learning. Edmentum works slide by slide, teaching students the same coursework they learned last week, and the week before that, and the week before that.
Student 1: God damn I hate edmentum. It's the same shit over and over again
Student 2: Maybe if they had a budget higher than $5 it would be better.
edmentum by Russlol November 3, 2021
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Edmentum 

Edmentum is the worst godforsaken "learning" "software" out there, the content was written by morons, ironically it's coding class is about as good as the website itself is coded, its the worst garbage coding ever, it spits out more errors than a THERAC-25, its only enjoyable if you decide to slack off during classes.
Student 1: "Wow, Edmentum is so garbage, i might fail school with this shit-ass depressing software, I got 32 assignment's that are due in two days." Student 2: "That sucks, maybe if our budget was over 25 cents, we could have better software to use."
Edmentum by ItsShrimple98SE September 22, 2023
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edmuntum 

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Edmuntum is the stupidest bullshit ever used as virtual school ie. dogshit
Bob: You have to use Edmuntum?
Jimmy: Yep
Bob: FUCK EDMUNTUM
edmuntum by completeidiot404 December 18, 2023

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