blake's definitions

useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket

Completely useless

Knowing how to fold socks in 10 different ways is as useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket.

by Blake November 12, 2002

homestar runner

The Michelin Man without the steroids.

Homestar runner is kinda kooky

by Blake October 29, 2004

mash

Someone who smokes and who's mouth tastes like an ashtray

Don't kiss him he's mash.

by Blake November 11, 2002

IM'd

Past tense of instant message.

"Dan IM'd me last night!!!1"

by blake February 10, 2005

RIT

Retarded Institute of Technology

I go to RIT.

by Blake June 14, 2004

Genema

A jizz enema, such as when a man ejaculates into another mans' anus during homosexual activities.

Did you hear Phillip gave Stanley a genema last night?

by Blake November 11, 2002

icerocket

The coolest search engine on the web: IceRocket.com.

IceRocket is the shiznit.

by Blake February 21, 2004