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A half gallon of liquor. It gets its name from the little handle that's always on half gallons.
Grab the handle and let's get crunk!
by Blake April 21, 2003

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A bitch that gets fucked so much that her pussy can be heard flopping back and forth as she walks.
Yo homey, you shouldn't try to hit that. That bitch is used.
by Blake February 26, 2004

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One of the greatest movies of all time and it happens to be my favorite movie.
It's a Vietnam movie about Martin Sheen going on a mission to kill an insane Marlon Brando.
The horror. The horror.
by Blake February 18, 2005

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According to President Bush, Nicaragua is a very nice continent.
Nicaragua? Yes I've been there, it's a very nice continent.
by Blake November 12, 2002

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A class taken in school to educate one about the bad things that could possibly happen with sex. Popularly known to be a misleading class because it really teachs nothing about sex. Better sex education is found in porn. Also see porn
I got my red wings!
by blake September 17, 2003

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Another lame kirby imitation through text.
Kirby is dancing, with his usual confused look.
djblizihizake:Uh oh...i thinx its timez 4 sum KIRBY DANCE!!!!
( >'.')> <('.'< ) ( >'.')> <('.'< )
by Blake July 20, 2003

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A soldier that doesn't fight for honor or pride but for money and fame. A game based off someone who has actually lived this life is Soldier of Fortune 1/2.
John Mullins is a soldier of fortune.
by blake March 12, 2004

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