mitten queen

a homosexual male who derives special satisfaction from masturbating others

Dude!! Why is Ira grabbing for my nuts!?
Cuz the monkey whore is a mitten queen, that's why, I think he has SPS too.

by Blake November 13, 2002

( >'.')>

Another lame kirby imitation through text.
Kirby is dancing, with his usual confused look.

djblizihizake:Uh oh...i thinx its timez 4 sum KIRBY DANCE!!!!
( >'.')> <('.'< ) ( >'.')> <('.'< )

by Blake July 20, 2003

burn one's poker

to contract an STD

I gotta go to the clinic cuz i burned my poker

by Blake November 12, 2002

ayuko

"owned me in every game"
PS KoreaN PRIDE

owend me

by blake March 14, 2004

ayuko

"he ownz me in every game :P"

KoreaN Pride :D

by blake March 14, 2004

ass board

A board that sucks serious major ass!!

Maybe you should take that ass board and shove it up ur ass!!

by Blake June 07, 2003

sex ed

A class taken in school to educate one about the bad things that could possibly happen with sex. Popularly known to be a misleading class because it really teachs nothing about sex. Better sex education is found in porn. Also see porn

I got my red wings!

by blake September 18, 2003