e penis

One's Ego over the internet

I just necro wagond this kid and i bet his e penis just shrunk 6 inches

e penis by Devin May 24, 2006

e-penis 

A term used to describe the technological prowess of an individual, usually in an internet community. Factors that engorge the e-penis include bandwidth, computer speed, hard drive size, size of DVD collection, and an impressive frag count in any number of popular first person shooters.

"I have a +5 e-penis of down smacking, bitch!"

"my e-penis > your e-penis"

e-penis by requires a microscope March 29, 2004

e-penis 

a term used in connection with internet-related boasting or toughguy-ness. The more one boasts the larger his e-penis can be said to be. The term is a mildly insulting comparison of one's unconfirmable boasts with individuals' boasts of their penile length

InternetDude01: I dont care if they were Hells Angels. I would have fucking fucked up all of them...baseball bat to the knees, then pepper-spray to the eyes when theyre on the ground...
InternetDude02: Wow, your e-penis must be at least a meter long...

e-penis by maks August 6, 2006

e-penis 

Online "social status" on an internet forum. Usually based on stats such as post count, or amount of time one has been a member.

Some people think having a large post count gives them a bigger e-penis

e-penis by WakaLakaFly December 28, 2005

e-penis 

An Internet Relay Chat term used to describe how long a user has been connected to the network without being disconnected.

Eric: "According to this my e-penis is two an a half inches long. Wow! That's a an inch bigger than my real penis."

e-penis by Phaedrus2nd November 2, 2009

e-penis 

Excessive emotional and ego investment in an online message board or forum; a marked tendency to continue to argue one's point even after losing a debate in such a forum.

SuperFascist wouldn't let the argument go; he was clearly having e-penis issues.

e-penis by LM December 12, 2003

e-penis 

A term used to discribe a mix of three factors in the fileshare community. It is a mix of your share, your bandwidth and the hardware on which your share is located. The higher the numbers the larger your e-penis.

"I Have 600GB on my Alienware and am connected to a T3. My e-penis is huge"

"I share 2GB on my 10 year old HP and am still on dialup. Any one got a tweezers for my e-penis?"

e-penis by TELOS January 22, 2004