A term used to describe the technological prowess of an individual, usually in an internet community. Factors that engorge the e-penis include bandwidth, computer speed, hard drive size, size of DVD collection, and an impressive frag count in any number of popular first person shooters.
a term used in connection with internet-related boasting or toughguy-ness. The more one boasts the larger his e-penis can be said to be. The term is a mildly insultingcomparison of one's unconfirmable boasts with individuals' boasts of their penile length
InternetDude01: I dont care if they were Hells Angels. I would have fucking fucked up all of them...baseball bat to the knees, then pepper-spray to the eyes when theyre on the ground...
InternetDude02: Wow, your e-penis must be at least a meter long...
Excessiveemotional and ego investment in an online message board or forum; a marked tendency to continue to argue one's point even after losing a debate in such a forum.
A term used to discribe a mix of three factors in the fileshare community. It is a mix of your share, your bandwidth and the hardware on which your share is located. The higherthe numbers the larger your e-penis.
"I Have 600GB on my Alienware and am connected to a T3. My e-penis is huge"
"I share 2GB on my 10 year old HP and am still on dialup. Any one got a tweezers for my e-penis?"