A term used to describe the technological prowess of an individual, usually in an internet community. Factors that engorge the e-penis include bandwidth, computer speed, hard drive size, size of DVD collection, and an impressive frag count in any number of popular first person shooters.

portraying police in a positive or helpful light, when in reality they are the violent fascist tools of an authoritarian military state

Measure of a mans power and stance on the interweb.

Also commonly used as a form describing ones sexual insecurity.

a term used in connection with internet-related boasting or toughguy-ness. The more one boasts the larger his e-penis can be said to be. The term is a mildly insulting comparison of one's unconfirmable boasts with individuals' boasts of their penile length

'epenis' means electronic penis. It is a term that can refer to someones conputer skills or a measure of computer equipment / internet connection / technological prowness. It can be used to indicate that someone is l33t or technologically adapt. It can also be used as an insult, to imply that someone is a newbie or that their computer is lacking.

Inverse to the size of someones actual real-life popularity. A measure of how popular they are on the internet.

Online "social status" on an internet forum. Usually based on stats such as post count, or amount of time one has been a member.