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A term used to describe the technological prowess of an individual, usually in an internet community. Factors that engorge the e-penis include bandwidth, computer speed, hard drive size, size of DVD collection, and an impressive frag count in any number of popular first person shooters.
"I have a +5 e-penis of down smacking, bitch!"

"my e-penis > your e-penis"
by requires a microscope March 29, 2004
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Measure of a mans power and stance on the interweb.

Also commonly used as a form describing ones sexual insecurity.
stfu n00b, *banned*

my epenis just shrank
by JoshNZ November 16, 2003
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'epenis' means electronic penis. It is a term that can refer to someones conputer skills or a measure of computer equipment / internet connection / technological prowness. It can be used to indicate that someone is l33t or technologically adapt. It can also be used as an insult, to imply that someone is a newbie or that their computer is lacking.
I bought 2 more 200gb hd's, now i have 1 terrabyte of storage, that will increase the size of my epenis.

Your computer doesn't even have a DVDRW, your epenis is as small as a peanut.
by Willuknight February 14, 2006
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Inverse to the size of someones actual real-life popularity. A measure of how popular they are on the internet.
A 'l33t HaXor' will have a awsome computer and can say awsome geek things, and can make fun of newbies, giving him a incredibly large epenis.

In real life the only female genitalia he has/will ever see was when he was born, and does not have any real friends.

This example relates to how popular he is on the internet, but not in real life.
by dumass June 24, 2005
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Online "social status" on an internet forum. Usually based on stats such as post count, or amount of time one has been a member.
Some people think having a large post count gives them a bigger e-penis
by WakaLakaFly December 08, 2005
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