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(noun) the plural term for penis; multiple penis; group of penis
i will turn all of my ex boyfriends penises into penWAS's
Can be used to describe something that is either really good or really bad.
We went on a road trip last weekend; it was penises man!

I hate work. It's PENISES!
Penises by D-lo June 6, 2003
Either
Of very poor quality; highly inferior. Contemptible; despicable. Unfortunate; unpleasant. Being in a state of discomfort or unhappiness; miserable

OR

extraordinarily good; used especially as intensifiers; Of the highest or finest quality; exceptionally good of its kind
1. That waitress was penises

2. The girl I saw at the club last weekend was all penises
Penises by B-Rok June 23, 2003
To quote Peter. Slang for, "Peter says". Peter knows cool, Peter knows hip.
Leroy - How's that new club downtown?
Deevan - Penises it's fly.
Penises by TSpank July 3, 2003

Penises. 

Person 1: What is the answer to that question?

Person 2: I don't know! UGH! Penises.

penises and beer

fxxxxxxxxxcktards. <^> <^>
penises and beer by gabi September 7, 2004
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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