dysphasia

1.a disorder where the person in question cannot understand languange, speak, read, or write.
2.an insane hardcore band out of michigan

"holy fuck dude, did you hear dysphasia at the local?" "fuck yeah!"

by BMcG December 8, 2004

Hip Dysphasia

Inability to understand being cool. Disproportionately affects those 30 and up. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.

“My uncle suffers from Hip Dysphasia. He can’t understand why I keep asking him to closet his Member’s Only jacket.”

by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009