A man that is handy.

He’s the type of guy that will come by a girl’s apartment and fix her squeaky door. And in return he’ll ask for a kiss on the cheek. He’ll take her to Olmsted Linear Park where they’ll pass by the building where he used to sing in the Atlanta Boy Choir. He will try to seduce her with gifts of sweets and snacks. They’ll walk around the park, breathe in the grass scented air, hit each other when a red car passes by, and fool around on the playground. Once darkness blankets the whole park, they’ll lie on the playground’s tilted circle thing, looking at the stars. It’ll be 2o’clock, but they’ll want to stay forever (but can’t because of Synthesis Lab the next day). She’ll giggle and ask him to promise her something.
Girl: Hey, you have to promise me something.
Boy: Hmm? What is it?
Girl: *giggle* Promise me you’ll be my Handyman.
Boy: I don’t know if I can promise that. I can try…?
Girl: No. You have to promise me you’ll be my Handyman.
Boy: Okay.
Girl: Say it!
Boy: I promise to be your Handyman.
*Girl kisses him on the cheek*
by Suga_Huynh June 29, 2011
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To receive fellatio from one female while performing cunnilingus on another.
"Yo i just totally handymanned those two girls"

"I was handymanning 10 year olds when I was 6"
by cockslap jack November 15, 2009
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Like the candyman, except does not give out candy; A man that gives out a lot of handys'.
I wasnt getting any from the girls at school, so i went to my street corner to see the handyman.
by pdoghilton April 28, 2010
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When a short Spanish-San Diegan roommate gets a handjob (old skool style) from a reputable female companion in the backseat of a 1996 Black BMW Sedan.
"Hey, whats up bro? How was your night with that reputable lady fellow of yours?"

"It went well, I ended up getting an old skool handy in the back of my car."

"Oh bro, you are the definition of a Handyman."
by Ryan Perkins January 13, 2008
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When a man's dick is so big he has to use tools to help cram it in the pussy.
Girl speaks : I really had fun tonight, I think I am ready to take our relationship to the next level.

Man speaks: Hell yes, but I hope you have a couple shoe horns lying around because bitch, I am a handyman.
by Dick Furcoochie June 01, 2016
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when a straight guy is walking down the street and a bigger, more muscular guy tackles him, pins him down and manually masturbates him to climax
That guy better watch it or I'm going to give him a handyman!
by imthedentist February 02, 2015
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