drainsicle

The three foot clog of hair you pull out of the shower. Mainly consisting of your girlfriends hair, conditioner, urine, sloughed off skin cells, blood sweat and tears, mixed with lots of your sweat piss and smegma. And top coated with lots of semen and spermatozoa.

What the fuck is that in the shower, a homeless mans dread? No honey, I cleaned the slow draining tub from the big ole drainsicle you've been nurturing.

by MrCrowdControl June 10, 2019

drainpilled

A redpilled drainer. Listens to a lot of Bladee, Ecco2k and Thaiboy Digital.

We can't hang with him, he aint drainpilled.

by RealitySurf September 29, 2020

brainsicle

A condition in which two large testicles replace the right and left hemispheres of the human brain.

Dude A: Bro, johnny just jumped from the roof into the swimming pool with his bike, what a tard.

Dude B: No dude, that kid's got brainsicles.

by jrodp27755 August 3, 2010

damnsicles

when something is very damned so bad that it could be called a popsicle

friend: holy cow did you see becky? you: DAMNSICLES i didn’t think she would actually do that

by Smexy cow June 18, 2021

dripsicle

So Icy and Cold that when it drips it turns into an icicle

That Drip she wearing is so cold it's turning into a Dripsicle

by LukasGreyENT June 29, 2023