MrCrowdControl's definitions

drainsicle

The three foot clog of hair you pull out of the shower. Mainly consisting of your girlfriends hair, conditioner, urine, sloughed off skin cells, blood sweat and tears, mixed with lots of your sweat piss and smegma. And top coated with lots of semen and spermatozoa.

What the fuck is that in the shower, a homeless mans dread? No honey, I cleaned the slow draining tub from the big ole drainsicle you've been nurturing.

by MrCrowdControl June 10, 2019

Ballagami

The artful manipulation of ones scrotum sack into recognizable shapes.

To be a real ballagami master, you should be able to confidently make your nut sack resemble a throbbing chicken heart. Or at the very least a set of veiny bat wings.

by MrCrowdControl October 11, 2018