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brainsicle 

A condition in which two large testicles replace the right and left hemispheres of the human brain.
Dude A: Bro, johnny just jumped from the roof into the swimming pool with his bike, what a tard.

Dude B: No dude, that kid's got brainsicles.
brainsicle by jrodp27755 August 3, 2010
Words you can keep

brainsick muzik 

Wicked Rap label created by twisted insane
Brainsick muzik go hard nigga
brainsick muzik by mr.noitalll January 7, 2014

brainkiller 

(also brain-killer)

1) someone who make others confused especially by talking.

2) any drug that prevents you from thinking.

3) something that is hard to understand.
1) - i had some plans but i don't know what to do now.
- you shouldn't have talked to him. he's a brainkiller.

2) i remember nothing about the accident. are you sure this drug is a painkiller instead of a brainkiller?

3) all the calculation is a brainkiller for me.
brainkiller by westaxes November 14, 2004

brainticle 

Etymology: from English brain and testicle.

The organ used by a majority of human males in everyday decision making.

That new secretary is useless. The boss was really thinking with his brainticles when he hired her.

brainticle by Nuketard February 21, 2009

Brainicle 

Something a dumbass calls a brain when they forget the correct word for a brain.
"Alyssa I got to use me Brainicle for that one-"
"Jazzy, wtf is a Brainicle!?... I'm Google it-"
Brainicle by Brainicle November 7, 2021

Brainsleench 

The area between a squirrel's bonch and gonch. Also, can be used to describe the sound of pooping on a person's chest.
Oh man, I shat on her chest, and it totally made the grossest Brainsleench.

I study physics, so I dangled that squirrel's brainsleench.
Brainsleench by DM2 November 13, 2005

drainsicle 

The three foot clog of hair you pull out of the shower. Mainly consisting of your girlfriends hair, conditioner, urine, sloughed off skin cells, blood sweat and tears, mixed with lots of your sweat piss and smegma. And top coated with lots of semen and spermatozoa.
What the fuck is that in the shower, a homeless mans dread? No honey, I cleaned the slow draining tub from the big ole drainsicle you've been nurturing.
drainsicle by MrCrowdControl June 10, 2019
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