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Dumpsicle 

When one shits and it hangs, then eventually falls from the anus into the toilet. Beware of the splash!
I was taking this mean dumpsicle and it splashed all over my anus and balls.
Dumpsicle by Dumpsicle Dave January 29, 2010

Dropsicle 

A Popsicle that is clumsy or in the hand of of a clumsy person. It is likely that this Popsicle will be dropped thus the name Dropsicle.
Sally: Hey, what do you call a clumsy popsicle.
Jared: What??
Sally: A "dropsicle".
Jared: Ohhhhh Salley, scsg.
Dropsicle by AD55 September 4, 2011

drainsicle 

The three foot clog of hair you pull out of the shower. Mainly consisting of your girlfriends hair, conditioner, urine, sloughed off skin cells, blood sweat and tears, mixed with lots of your sweat piss and smegma. And top coated with lots of semen and spermatozoa.
What the fuck is that in the shower, a homeless mans dread? No honey, I cleaned the slow draining tub from the big ole drainsicle you've been nurturing.
drainsicle by MrCrowdControl June 10, 2019

Dirpsicle 

A slutty girl who gives out complementary blowjobs
Blake was getting a mean dirpsicle from abbey o'dirpsicle
Dirpsicle by Cj The King January 27, 2010

Dipsicle 

Another term for "dipstick" used in a small town in Alabama. You say this to people as a joke when they are acting especially rude.
Person 1: Ugh, I don't know how this could happen. Why does no one want to be my friend?

Person 2: I don't know, but maybe if you weren't such a dipsicle, this wouldn't happen.
Dipsicle by __pseudonym September 23, 2018

Drewpsicle 

A Sexbot that drizzles all over the basketball court. ; Commonly spotted Weekdays 12 to 12:45pm (non-reading weeks) below the rim sloped slightly to the left. ; also referred to as Gatekeeper of the Steve’s bathroom pass.
God damn Steve! Your letting that Drewpsicle melt all over you again!! Go get some napkins to wipe all that up!
Drewpsicle by Waterguy69 July 11, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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