dripsicle 

So Icy and Cold that when it drips it turns into an icicle

That Drip she wearing is so cold it's turning into a Dripsicle

dripsicle by LukasGreyENT June 29, 2023

Dumpsicle 

When one shits and it hangs, then eventually falls from the anus into the toilet. Beware of the splash!

I was taking this mean dumpsicle and it splashed all over my anus and balls.

Dumpsicle by Dumpsicle Dave January 29, 2010

Dropsicle 

A Popsicle that is clumsy or in the hand of of a clumsy person. It is likely that this Popsicle will be dropped thus the name Dropsicle.

Sally: Hey, what do you call a clumsy popsicle.
Jared: What??
Sally: A "dropsicle".
Jared: Ohhhhh Salley, scsg.

Dropsicle by AD55 September 4, 2011

drainsicle 

The three foot clog of hair you pull out of the shower. Mainly consisting of your girlfriends hair, conditioner, urine, sloughed off skin cells, blood sweat and tears, mixed with lots of your sweat piss and smegma. And top coated with lots of semen and spermatozoa.

What the fuck is that in the shower, a homeless mans dread? No honey, I cleaned the slow draining tub from the big ole drainsicle you've been nurturing.

drainsicle by MrCrowdControl June 10, 2019

Dirpsicle 

A slutty girl who gives out complementary blowjobs

Blake was getting a mean dirpsicle from abbey o'dirpsicle

Dirpsicle by Cj The King January 27, 2010

Dipsicle 

Another term for "dipstick" used in a small town in Alabama. You say this to people as a joke when they are acting especially rude.

Person 1: Ugh, I don't know how this could happen. Why does no one want to be my friend?

Person 2: I don't know, but maybe if you weren't such a dipsicle, this wouldn't happen.

Dipsicle by __pseudonym September 23, 2018

Drewpsicle 

A Sexbot that drizzles all over the basketball court. ; Commonly spotted Weekdays 12 to 12:45pm (non-reading weeks) below the rim sloped slightly to the left. ; also referred to as Gatekeeper of the Steve’s bathroom pass.

God damn Steve! Your letting that Drewpsicle melt all over you again!! Go get some napkins to wipe all that up!

Drewpsicle by Waterguy69 July 11, 2018