douchesuit 

an ugly suit that makes one appear as a douche in front of a crappy "photo studio" canvas.

"did you see j bryan's douchesuit?"

"hey douchesuit! nice picture!"

"that douchesuit makes your hips look wide for a man"

douchesuit by lambnugget May 24, 2007

Douchecuntary 

Someone who's a such a douchebag and a cunt that it's complete douchecuntary.

"Hey that guy over there is a such a douchebag fucking twat knobhead cunt."

"Yeah its complete douchecuntary."

Douchecuntary by BigdickLJ February 12, 2021

douchejuice

a blend of 50% vinegar, 50% water that women use to douche themselves.

"helen could you mix me some douchejuice? i love the way you brew that shit"

douchejuice by peteypablo204 December 4, 2009

doucheski 

douche + ski
combination of douche and broski
negative connotation

Abhi is a doucheski.

doucheski by doucheski August 1, 2011

doucheslice 

interchangable with douchebag. commonly used to describe a douchebag who is skinnier than the average douche.

that kid's a douchebag
no way he's too skinny. he's just a doucheslice

doucheslice by poiunt June 13, 2010

douchebitchery 

douchebaggery, but carried out by a female (in most cases, a bitch).

Jenn was being a real bitch when she cropped Erin out of her facebook profile picture. That was some major douchebitchery.

douchebitchery by ethnicvenus September 28, 2011

douchebusters 

A highly trained squad of anonymous heroes, commissioned in 1982 by the Miami City Council for the elimination of douchebags from local bars and clubs.

I was getting cock-blocked by the douche wearing the pink shirt with the collar popped, until I called Douchebusters. Thanks to them, I'm going home with a hot piece of ass.

douchebusters by Capt. Phil McCrotch December 21, 2007