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douchejuice

a blend of 50% vinegar, 50% water that women use to douche themselves.
"helen could you mix me some douchejuice? i love the way you brew that shit"
douchejuice by peteypablo204 December 4, 2009

douchelick 

A word to further describe how disgusting or filthy you find someone by infering that they would, in fact, lick a douchebag or drink the used solution.
douchelick by Sikk July 19, 2005

douchesickle

a derogatory term used in place of douche-bag, lends an air of immaturity to the insulted, can backfire and make the insulter sound retarded, use with caution.
John replaced the medium sized Trojans Chad had in his drawer, with Safeway brand Extra-Small. When Chad brought home a soroity girl and brought out the package, she thought that wrapping would be too small for her pleasure. She left and he had to masterbate by himself. As funny as that is, John is still a douchesickle.
douchesickle by halfamind April 15, 2006

Douchestickery

The act of being an absolute, over-the-top douchebag, using excessive levels of dickish behavior accompanied by a complete and utter disregard for human decency.
Did you just see that guy cut in line and then start bad-mouthing the barista? The levels of douchestickery are off the charts here!

douchesicle 

douche bag on a popsicle stick
comes in many flavors including new car, evergreen, and cherry
hey hand me a douchesicle
or
man, you are such a douchesicle, i hate you
douchesicle by Melanie Anderson October 1, 2007

Doucheylicious 

A person who is a complete douche bag, yet remains utterly sexy because of a visually pleasing physique.
That doctor is being a total douche! True, but his amazing abs make him doucheylicious
Doucheylicious by ER Nurse July 24, 2011