douchejuice

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a blend of 50% vinegar, 50% water that women use to douche themselves.

"helen could you mix me some douchejuice? i love the way you brew that shit"

douchejuice by peteypablo204 December 4, 2009

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Douchejuice

a drink commonly drank by lame-ass wiggers and/or jews

"Did you see what that Jew did? He must have been sippin' some douchejuice last night."

Douchejuice by Fritz Inc. May 5, 2008

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California Drivers

The douchejuice cut me off

DoucheJuice by Whiteboinecropheliac June 28, 2017

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doucheslice

interchangable with douchebag. commonly used to describe a douchebag who is skinnier than the average douche.

that kid's a douchebag
no way he's too skinny. he's just a doucheslice

doucheslice by poiunt June 13, 2010

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Douche Juice

To act like a douche once alcohol is involved. Alcohol related douchiness.

What's that girls problem? Is she on a douche juice only diet?

Douche Juice by Eazy E Feen April 9, 2011

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Douche Juice

Someone so worse that a douche bag that they are the juice of the douche.

I can't believe that this guy tries to fight every person that says hi to his girlfriend. He's totally a douche juice.

Douche Juice by Ms. P December 21, 2008

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Douche Juice

A person with such indescribable idiocy and arrogance, who has such an intolerable personality that they rank highest on the douche scale.

Mitt Romney is Douche Juice!

Douche Juice by MrsTall November 6, 2012

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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