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doucheketeers 

Our town/county has miles and miles and miles of bike trails yet some of these risk taking doucheketeers INSIST on riding in the streets. During rush hour. On some pretty windy roads. AND sometimes ride 2 or 3 even 4 abreast across the road.
doucheketeers by Telephony June 10, 2013

Douchebilly

A combination of a douchebag and a hillbilly. Not just a douchebag and not just a hillbilly but both! A Douchebilly!
My ex-husband is a real douchebilly
Douchebilly by muleymomma February 2, 2010

douchebitchery 

douchebaggery, but carried out by a female (in most cases, a bitch).
Jenn was being a real bitch when she cropped Erin out of her facebook profile picture. That was some major douchebitchery.
douchebitchery by ethnicvenus September 28, 2011

Douchebility 

When an act of douchbaggery is committed with such grandeur as to give the illusion of possessing an exceptional talent.
Spencer Pratt's douchebility is so extraordinary he has become a household name.

Douchality 

Someone exhibits properties of both a dick and an asshole. Similar to the theory of duality in physics.
Douchality = pink polo and a popped collar.
Douchality by Jibbity-Joo January 29, 2009

Douchectomy

The act of removing a douchbag from ones life.
Sally: Brad blew me off again last night.

Susie: You just need to perform a douchectomy on him.
Douchectomy by Paigeyloo April 7, 2009