Paint the town brown

When your going out on the town and you know its gonna be a shit show.

"Fuck man we sure are gonna paint the town brown tonight".

by peteypablo204 December 04, 2009

Hammertoe

When you can see a mans hammer through his pants, same as cameltoe only the man version.

Holy shit look at that dudes hammertoe!!!!!

by peteypablo204 December 03, 2009

Party Pete

An animal, With a steady diet of liquor and other substances.

Guy 1: Wheres Party Pete?

Guy 2: I dunno, but i bet hes going hard.

by peteypablo204 February 19, 2010

poppin solid

having a boner

"hey man that chick is totally getting me poppin solid"

by peteypablo204 December 06, 2009

douchejuice

a blend of 50% vinegar, 50% water that women use to douche themselves.

"helen could you mix me some douchejuice? i love the way you brew that shit"

by peteypablo204 December 04, 2009

Sourpatch Kids

A group of underage girls who spread STI's

Dude 1: "Hey man i heard you were with Jenny last night, isn't she part of the Sourpatch Kids?"

Dude 2: "Shit man I hope not, i've already been swabbed 6 times this month!"

by peteypablo204 December 16, 2009

the nostrel damus effect

When you do way too much coke. The worst plugged nose ever.

Guy 1: Are you sick?

Guy 2: Naw, it's just the nostrel damus effect.

by peteypablo204 February 21, 2010