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Douchefit

An outfit normally worn by douchebags that hang out at places that they don't belong. For example, your mom's birthday party, or your cousin's bah-mitzvah.

Douchefits can contain (but are not limited to) leather pants, platform shoes, spiked bracelets and choke-collars, wallet chains, concert t-shirts, jeans that are too small for you, things bought from Gadzooks mall stores, etc.
"Dude, yesterday at my cousin's graduation party, Camden (<--- douche name) showed up in a total douchefit thinking it would get him laid. What a fuckin' loser."
by MrMikeBinSch February 25, 2009
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douchefad

A fad that someone gets caught up in that ultimately makes them look like a douchebag. Some examples are: The faux hawk, popping collars on a polo shirt, getting a tramp stamp, spray on tans or wearing Ed Hardy clothing.
Friend #1: Did you see that Larry grew a 70's pornstache?

Friend #2: Yeah, what a tool.

Hopefully, that mustache growing douchefad will be over before you know it.
by Larry Tiita March 25, 2011
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Douchebilly

A combination of a douchebag and a hillbilly. Not just a douchebag and not just a hillbilly but both! A Douchebilly!
My ex-husband is a real douchebilly
by muleymomma February 2, 2010
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douchebitchery

douchebaggery, but carried out by a female (in most cases, a bitch).
Jenn was being a real bitch when she cropped Erin out of her facebook profile picture. That was some major douchebitchery.
by ethnicvenus September 28, 2011
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Douchebility

When an act of douchbaggery is committed with such grandeur as to give the illusion of possessing an exceptional talent.
Spencer Pratt's douchebility is so extraordinary he has become a household name.
by CocoChristopher July 10, 2009
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Douchefag

A douchebag who also happens to be a closet homosexual. See fratboy.
Brody: Bro, I went to this frat party last night and got SO FUCKED UP BRO. My ass hurts too for some reason but it was fun bro, you should have been there bro.

Tom: Did you know you're a douchefag?
by slamthevagina April 8, 2011
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Douchality

Someone exhibits properties of both a dick and an asshole. Similar to the theory of duality in physics.
Douchality = pink polo and a popped collar.
by Jibbity-Joo January 29, 2009
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