Doucheality

(doo-she-AL-it-ee) - NOUN: one's innate capacity to be a complete and utter douche -- provoked or not.

"Dude - you're not going to pick up my tab? Man...your doucheality is really showing..." :)"

by blfb April 28, 2010

Douchebility

When an act of douchbaggery is committed with such grandeur as to give the illusion of possessing an exceptional talent.

Spencer Pratt's douchebility is so extraordinary he has become a household name.

by CocoChristopher July 10, 2009

Douchality

Someone exhibits properties of both a dick and an asshole. Similar to the theory of duality in physics.

Douchality = pink polo and a popped collar.

by Jibbity-Joo January 29, 2009

Douchanity

Douchanity is a state of mind that occurs when a douche becomes insane.

John: Did you hear that Lisa got beaten up badly by her douchebag boyfriend Will for screwing another guy?

Chris: Yeah, that dude totally reached a new level of douchanity.

by Flufff June 1, 2009

doucheosity

a meter that can tell the amount of "douche" someone is.

Gregs "doucheosity" was so high it was off the charts.

by flo ferguson October 19, 2008

Douchecity

A city that is filled with and run by douche bags.

Cleveland is such a douchecity!!

by J.B.C. September 7, 2007

douchelite

An individual who surpasses douch status.

A douchelite is an individual who drives a foreign vehicle that is a soft top convertible bearing a large Harley Davidson sticker and does not ride.
A motorcycle rider wearing socks and sandals.
An individual who wears full leather gear while driving a beat up car.

by nicajima December 15, 2009