Doorjam

An alternate name for the cupholder below your car's door handle, specifically the one in the front seat. Combination of "door" and "jam" because nothing fucking fits in them.

Ron: "Hey Billy, why are you holding your water bottle on your lap?"
Billy: "Because the doorjam is too bloody small to fit it."

by average MGR:R enjoyer July 13, 2022

doorjam

problematic statement; something said that makes people uncomfortable and/or ruins the flow of conversation (aka... stops it like a doorjamb)

Used predominantly at Rice University

Man, what Jonathan said about gay people was a HUGE doorjam. I hope someone gets onto him.

by jibaaaaaaaaaaaaa April 9, 2025

doorjam cuffs

A sex toy bought to pin someone to a door. Used in sexual acts where one partner is restrained. Usually by ankles, wrists or both.

We bought some doorjam cuffs, so we could have a banging good time.

by Banks.89 August 9, 2009

stuck in the doorjam

someone who is confused about their sexuality

Andy is stuck in the doorjam, why won't he just come out of the closet.

by Cumguzzlingsemendemon May 8, 2004

DoorDaming

Funniest prank ever: Pee on someone's door or doorstep, than ding-dong-ditch and DIP THE FUCK OUTTA THERE!!

James: "Aye yo, you ready bro?"
Mike: "Yeah man, im ready!" *Whips it out, and pees all over door*
James: "Good Shit bro, Now ring the bell, and lets Dip the fuck outta here"
Mike: "Aight." *Rings bell, then jumps down staircase and dips the fuck outta there; with James at his side*
Old Faggot Hag: *opens door* "Who's there? Holy shit it smells like Piss! Oh, GODDAMN!" *closes door* "These fucking kids, keep DoorDaming my house!"

by JayTeeIsGee September 14, 2011

Doorjamb

A door jamb is the vertical portion of the frame onto which a door is secured. Most types of door fasteners and deadbolts extend into a recess in the door jamb when engaged, making the strength of the door jambs vitally important to the overall security of the door.

In closets, it is possible to incorporate an electrical trigger in or on the jamb, controlling a light fixture in the closet so it turns on when the door is open, similar to the device found in a refrigerator.

The word "jamb" comes from the French "jambe", meaning "leg".

I was crouched by the doorjamb, gun straight out, scanning the room.

by ketcha June 24, 2009

doojam

Any thing, for which the person trying to refer to the thing cannot remember the name. Very similar to 'thingamajig.'

Hey, can you throw me that doojam?

by Flight23 August 7, 2006