Funniest prank ever: Pee on someone's door or doorstep, than ding-dong-ditch and DIP THE FUCK OUTTA THERE!!
James: "Aye yo, you ready bro?"
Mike: "Yeah man, im ready!" *Whips it out, and pees all over door*
James: "Good
Shit bro, Now ring the bell, and lets
Dip the
fuck outta here"
Mike: "Aight." *Rings bell, then
jumps down staircase and
dips the fuck outta there; with James at his side*
Old
Faggot Hag: *opens door* "Who's there? Holy shit it smells like
Piss! Oh, GODDAMN!" *closes door* "These fucking kids, keep
DoorDaming my house!"
