Doorjamming

The act of placing your dick in a doorjam and slamming the door repeatedly on it for sexual pleasure. Quite the invigorating experience.

Guy 1: Dude, last night I tried something new instead of masturbating
Guy 2: Congrats, you finally got laid.
Guy 1: No, I did some doorjamming.
Guy 2: Didn't that shit hurt?
Guy 1: Kinda... and my dick looks like pulled pork now... otherwise it was great!

by ohheyman April 24, 2010

doorjam cuffs

A sex toy bought to pin someone to a door. Used in sexual acts where one partner is restrained. Usually by ankles, wrists or both.

We bought some doorjam cuffs, so we could have a banging good time.

by Banks.89 August 10, 2009

stuck in the doorjam

someone who is confused about their sexuality

Andy is stuck in the doorjam, why won't he just come out of the closet.

by Cumguzzlingsemendemon May 08, 2004

doorjam

problematic statement; something said that makes people uncomfortable and/or ruins the flow of conversation (aka... stops it like a doorjamb)

Used predominantly at Rice University

Man, what Jonathan said about gay people was a HUGE doorjam. I hope someone gets onto him.

by jibaaaaaaaaaaaaa April 09, 2025

Doorjam

An alternate name for the cupholder below your car's door handle, specifically the one in the front seat. Combination of "door" and "jam" because nothing fucking fits in them.

Ron: "Hey Billy, why are you holding your water bottle on your lap?"
Billy: "Because the doorjam is too bloody small to fit it."

by average MGR:R enjoyer July 13, 2022