DoorDaming

Funniest prank ever: Pee on someone's door or doorstep, than ding-dong-ditch and DIP THE FUCK OUTTA THERE!!

James: "Aye yo, you ready bro?"
Mike: "Yeah man, im ready!" *Whips it out, and pees all over door*
James: "Good Shit bro, Now ring the bell, and lets Dip the fuck outta here"
Mike: "Aight." *Rings bell, then jumps down staircase and dips the fuck outta there; with James at his side*
Old Faggot Hag: *opens door* "Who's there? Holy shit it smells like Piss! Oh, GODDAMN!" *closes door* "These fucking kids, keep DoorDaming my house!"

by JayTeeIsGee September 14, 2011

doordashing on fent

when one is so high they feel like they be like Travis scot or actually doordashing on fentanyl

"yea man i was hella doordashing on fent last night"

by meatheadirony March 9, 2023

doodamungis

An exclamation generally meaning "tubular!" or "cool!". Can be used as an adjective or exclamation.

We don't have a test today? Doodamungis!

Have a doodamungis birthday!

by jooleeay August 31, 2004

Doorjamming

The act of placing your dick in a doorjam and slamming the door repeatedly on it for sexual pleasure. Quite the invigorating experience.

Guy 1: Dude, last night I tried something new instead of masturbating
Guy 2: Congrats, you finally got laid.
Guy 1: No, I did some doorjamming.
Guy 2: Didn't that shit hurt?
Guy 1: Kinda... and my dick looks like pulled pork now... otherwise it was great!

by ohheyman April 24, 2010

Doordashing

When you're really hungry so your doordashing a succulent meal to your house by delivery.

I told the boomers I was Doordashing my KFC and Coffee club drink to my house.

by Snozercrooked snob April 2, 2022

doordashing hooters

You've chosen the most efficient way to solve a problem but totally missed the point.

Yesterday John just read a review of a movie instead of watching it. He was totally doordashing hooters.

by jibo jingo April 2, 2024

Doordashing Hooters

Used to describe any situation where being straightforward and efficient with a task/activity is to miss the point of the task/activity. Can also be used to describe the behavior of someone who is trying to be straightforward and efficient with a task/activity and is thus missing the point of that task/activity. Coined by Paul Conway (@iampaulconway) in a 2024 viral short.

Kurt Vonnegut: Well, I’m going to buy an envelope.
Kurt Vonnegut‘s Wife: You’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in the closet.
Kurt Vonnegut: Hush, I’m not Doordashing Hooters here, dear.

by jarebear<3 May 2, 2024